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Have you done something stupid like given up chocolate? One of those lentern things that us Catholics are supposed to do she's doing.... erm yer us Catholics. Ah that's right, I remember now. She ate chocolate cake at work days after vowing she was off it though, so she's away to hell anyway so she may as well just trough some dairy milk. And yes Cath, "she" is the cat's mother. That was a birthday cake brought into work for me by my mates so I could hardly refuse to eat any of it And yes, I'm going to hell, but I'm bloody sure it's not going to be for eating chocolate cake during Lent

Battled to save a stab victim on Monday night and succeeded. Dead boring job, mine

1. I've just watched Rocky Balboa and Stallone looks like his face was put on wrong. 2. I desperately need a haircut. Will book one for later this week. 3. I had one of them Cafe Switch cups of coffee earlier and I think I could develop an addiction 4. I bandaged up a teddy-bears leg earlier 5. I miss chocolate

Usually due to emotional exhaustion though I think. We could insist that Tom sits through The Champ, Bambi, Love Story and Brief Encounter one after the other and see if it works though

It's a bit of a myth but it does contain melatonin and an amino acid which is supposed to release a sleepy-type chemical in the brain. Not conclusive though. I'm not the best one to ask like as I'm getting about 4 hours each day at the moment inbetween the 4 nights that I work and then could happily sleep about 12 hours of my days off. I've completely fucked up my routine somehow.

I don't give a fucking shit tbh. There's always one arsehole who has to be right. Fuck off. Ignore me tonight. PMT?

Looked like he was enjoying life when I ran into him 14 months ago in Oman............... *sploosh!* There goes the sound of a name dropping.......

You're right - they won't, but it's about time they did. I very occasionally think long and hard about my season ticket and the fact that there's no way on this earth that I can afford it, and it becomes a credit card purchase every season. I have a word with myself, rationally decide it's ridiculous money to be shelling out, and then stop thinking about it cos I can't bear to give it up. Basically it works out about £30 a game. Now if I was spending £30 on a concert ticket, or whatever, then I certainly wouldn't be doing it every 2 weeks (on average) for 10 months of the year. They've got me sucked in and I can't get out

My surprise is now ruined. Medical Law and Ethics and The South America Handbook. If you want to borrow either then give me a shout I'll take The South America Handbook as I'm planning on a trip there next year. I'm still undecided between this year and next. If it's this year I shall no doubt bore you to death with the tales of my amazing adventures

1 of the clock for me too.

My surprise is now ruined. Medical Law and Ethics and The South America Handbook. If you want to borrow either then give me a shout

Okay, just ordered some books off Amazon..

The Jumper definitely looks better in real life

good words indeed They make clothes right? Rive Gauche is a perfume if that helps any. was just gonna say that...can't think of anything for "errant" tho ?? Isn't that when your mam sends you to the shop for some milk?

good words indeed They make clothes right? Rive Gauche is a perfume if that helps any.

Wot no nutmeg!!!11 Modify it as you wish. You can make it with apple and cinnamon aswell/instead. Oh and it's nice with blueberries/cherries. Used to bake absolutely loads when I was younger so if anyone needs owt else... can you do dumplings ? mine are always crap They're just flour, suet and water aren't they? I don't make them to be honest because I can't bear them. The thought of a plate of mince and dumplings makes me heave mine always sink must be too heavy handed, wish I could make them like my Nana used to Sieve your flour to get plenty air into it and use half as much suet as you do flour.

Wot no nutmeg!!!11 Modify it as you wish. You can make it with apple and cinnamon aswell/instead. Oh and it's nice with blueberries/cherries. Used to bake absolutely loads when I was younger so if anyone needs owt else... can you do dumplings ? mine are always crap They're just flour, suet and water aren't they? I don't make them to be honest because I can't bear them. The thought of a plate of mince and dumplings makes me heave

Wot no nutmeg!!!11 Modify it as you wish. You can make it with apple and cinnamon aswell/instead. Oh and it's nice with blueberries/cherries. Used to bake absolutely loads when I was younger so if anyone needs owt else...

Off the top of my head... 4oz (150g) butter, 4oz sugar, 2 eggs, 2 ripe bananas, 8oz (300g) self-raising flour. Mix the butter and sugar together, add the two eggs and mix, mash the bananas and add, add the flour and mix well. Pour into a loaf tin and cook on 180 degrees for about 45 minutes. EDIT! I don't actually weight the stuff out any more tbh. Just use a heaped dessert spoon as 1oz.

after seeing his picture over on the dark side I am too scared not to laugh now Very funny Bobby He's a pussycat really

Good Lord, wonder what kind of advice she can give us I can guarantee it'll involve waaaaaay too much cleaning for my liking.. Although I did bake a cake the other day any particular reason you came across all wifely and made a cake ??? I had a bit of a mad spell. I'd been up for a day and a half after my last nightshift last week, saw two bananas in the fruit bowl and had an overwhelming urge to make a banana cake. So I did

In FACT, I get paid after midnight and then I get paid again on Thursday for last weeks overtime Happy Days Oh and Dave - I'm not sure I could handle watching you play with your xBox.

Good Lord, wonder what kind of advice she can give us I can guarantee it'll involve waaaaaay too much cleaning for my liking.. Although I did bake a cake the other day

You can buy stuff for the ever so great Jonny though if you want. Now why on earth would I want to do that?! I would surprise you with an Adidas tracky top pet, but as my taste is vastly superior to yours it may be a bit too classy for you

It's payday after midnight. Must....resist.....buying stuff.