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Ah! I didn't realise it was on Radio 5. I've got the usual Metro overnight repetitive shite on at the moment...

Heed's fine thanks pet. I'm one of them hateful people that doesn't get hangovers. Birthday was lovely thanks, except I have a dilemma. The girls at work have brought me a chocolate birthday cake in tonight. I've given up chocolate for Lent. Do I break the rules due to 'exceptional circumstances' or do I offend them and not have any? Discuss.

I reckon I could probably take all of yous on by myself tbh. Meezer and Steve will tell you that I'm the Queen of Completely Fucking Useless Information when it comes to pub quizzes Are you sure they weren't just calling you useless?

I reckon I could probably take all of yous on by myself tbh. Meezer and Steve will tell you that I'm the Queen of Completely Fucking Useless Information when it comes to pub quizzes

Okay, who's up for getting a Toontastic team together to support Radgina?

Thanking you And Jilliano

its starting quite like the film but can't be arsed to watch it...am a bit miffed spent all day preparing the quiz for tonight and no fucker turned up.......may watch Lost off last Sunday Aww Ragi thats crap, if ya need peeps next week ill drag the girls along, we are all thick as pigs shit like. I'd be up for it like. Off next Sunday night

Extremely

You normally ask me that... don't need to ask to see your, you're a floozy and whop em out with disturbing frequency. Only in your own mind whilst you're daydreaming!

I reckon The Feeling would be canny like. Love the album.

That guy is a wanker.

Bacon sarnie Several million cups of tea Sunday lunch at the pub Apple crumble and custard Don't think I'll need to eat again til about Wednesday - still stuffed.

Sent from my best mate to make me feel young again "I owe you noooooooooothing oo-oh, nothing at alllllllllll...."

You see that woman Toplass posted before............. Nice knowing you, Jonny

You normally ask me that...

How come you had two diamond solitaires? Are you a bigamist? Ive never even met one lad who would wana marry me, never mind two! Stay as you are. It's overrated.

You and your mate in the sauna, eh? Nice You do know Meenzer, don't you! EDIT: It wasn't you I quoted the other day with 'my friend James' was it??????? Not me and my mate man. You and your mate's grandma used to like taking saunas together? Ewwww.....

when are you going ? And where? Just remembered I've got a voucher still for The City Spa that I need to use by the end of March. Hmm.. The City Spa!!!!!!! Hey,,,,,,what if....... Only kidding. Relax I think she said Malmaison (sp). I guess it's an open booking to be used when I want. oh aye, ive heard that the one all the dodgey pervs go to Don't say that! That's the other one I go to!

when are you going ? And where? Just remembered I've got a voucher still for The City Spa that I need to use by the end of March. Hmm..

Depends what kind you have. Normal aromatherapy massages can be relaxing, but I had a deep tissue massage a few months ago and you could hear the knots crackling as they broke down. I was sore for days but definitely felt better for it. Eventually

I think the staff that work at spas are more than used to blokes going for a massage. I've seen blokes there before when I've been. Get yourself along man - it's lush!

Aye. Brown sauce on mine please

Sorry dad

Euphemism?