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Yorkshire pudding and chips? Yerrrrrrs

In SMO's world that's short-hand for she wants a quick shag behind the photocopier There'd be pictures of his bits heading her way in an instant!

Double Streams?

That's how it should be It's the daft little things that mean the most, and not because someone decided that there's be one day when everything is heart-shaped and costs a fortune. However, I'm obviously expecting to have difficulty getting through the front door when I get home from work in the morning due to the amount of post I'm going to have. It'll all be bills

Oasis - She's Electric The Killers - Somebody Told Me

Nah, he teaches them too many bad habits.

Cheers, me too. She'd done it on Sunday night while I was here too and then obviously gone to sleep on my clean white duvet. I thought there's been some kind of cat massacre when I got home yesterday

What's up with her? She's had an allergic reaction to something and has broken out in sores all under her chin and down her front. They started to heal fine but they're now obviously irritating her because yesterday she went mental crying and scratching them until she was bleeding. I just had to bathe them with antiseptic and make a lampshade collar out of a cereal box for her til I get home this morning.

1. I'm drinking mint flavoured hot chocolate and it's making me want to go to sleep. 2. You can cut the atmosphere in here with a knife as the resident dragon of a night-sister is on one and we're all suffering as a consequence. I'm currently hiding from her in the office after pissing her off. 3. Florence has the lurgy so I have to ring the vets when I get home. 4. I have 4 birthdays to buy for in the next 2 weeks. 5. My hair has developed a mind of it's own and has spent all night trying to escape from my stupid hat.

you serisously want to do something romantic? Treat her properly, make her favourite dinner (even if it's a fry-up), take her for drinks in her favourite bar, take her to watch a play or a movie or a band that she likes, take her to a hotel and roger her fucking brains out. Awww, you see? You've got the right idea! How come you never have any luck with women then?

I wouldn't want to get close enough to find out tbh.

The TV show just started last night. Ah, I'd definitely rather watch a programme about them than read them anyway. I think it's the first thing worth watching on ITV in 7 years. And it's basically a channel 4/5 esque list show. Now that seems quite specific, HF. Almost as if you had another ITV programme in mind that was quite good 7 years ago...failing to see what it could possibly be, since that channel's been shite for pretty much most of my adult life. Random Number. Prisoner Cell Block H was class though. Sharpe was always worth a watch. Missed the recent episodes though. Cant stand that sean bean - worst actor ever. good looking bastid tho You think? Does absolutely nowt for me like

Ahhh, romance is alive and well

Shurrup, you!

I don't think so like Apologies if I deeply offended you to the core, Jonny. I only hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me in this charitable month of birthday-ness.

What's with all this crushing almonds business? Tonight, for my own delectation (oo-er) Madame Lennon will be creating the masterpiece that is giant yorkshire pudding filled with roast beef, chips and gravy. Yummmm.....

Sorry Johhhhhhhhhhhhnny So, how many? Howay man, huffy knickers, I'll have to go and do some work before long!

Excellent. It'll be good to see you Is our next home game (other than the Zebrafied Werewolf game) on the 3rd March?

Sorry Johhhhhhhhhhhhnny So, how many?

How many tracksuit tops do you own, Johnny?

That's just reminded me of the Blackadder episode where they have to re-write the dictionary after putting it on the fire

Your face in the taxi queue. Pure unadulterated horror. Some bloke at the match got that treatment on Saturday. The lad that sits behind us let out the dreaded word, and Cath's head spun round like it was spring loaded and gave him the :icon_lol: look. He immediately apologised. Reason 1 why women should never go to the match. It's where boys go to be sweary. Reason 2 - they might end up sat near a rolly-eyed twat like you.

I will succeed in my mission to shame people into not using it. So far 2J, Gejon, Matt and the bloke behind me at the football have been tamed. Dave4ever is going to take some more work

Have you got a hairy back? She usually manages to keep it in check with her neighbours flymo. Hate to think where our Cath uses the neighbour's strimmer then... On you if you don't pack it in!