catmag

"Mother? Fuck off "

Har har!!!!!!!

A sort of what?! Sort of sensible, respectable and unlikely to be swayed by such obvious sucking up tbh. Although sort of likely to lose her Jewel quest title whenever the Monster has 3 hours to spare. I'm all of them things, and even lovelier I can't believe how long it takes to do a full Jewel Quest game! After my bizarre sleeping patterns of yesterday, I've just woken up and this consitutes the morning in the catmag household. Might have to have another go at JQ myself to pass the time til the shops open.

A sort of what?!

Better. I've stopped doing the Yorkshire terrier impression..

You've never met me, but some of those that have may have noticed that when I notice something specific or something bothers me, my ears move. They prick up just like a dog's. Thats kind of what happens, and I cringe. I don't have a particular radar for it - I just see it when I read the posts. Please edit the title - it offends me and my ears are flapping.

Woops, forgot the obligatory 'Sorry Cath'.

There is an alien on my bookcase

Did you bomb him out like ? That was shit

Boy stuff I went out with a lad when I was at uni who spent all his free time playing Command and Conquer. That little dalliance didn't last very long....

Had on. I hope you two aren't going drinking in Manc without me Aye. To absent friends tbh. And Cath. Careful. I'll get Rhys to tell your lass that you left some clothes at my house.

Had on. I hope you two aren't going drinking in Manc without me

You, me and a thousand nubile young ladies dont understand the description Seriously though, I don't understand the origins of it. Though I can testify that any references to Peasepud would shirley be more apt on the back of a bus. He's got the same nose as David O'Leary, and it's werepiggish. David O Leary looks like a tortoise tbh. Are you saying Pete has a turtle's head? It would be quite a large turtle's head. Ouch

You, me and a thousand nubile young ladies dont understand the description Seriously though, I don't understand the origins of it. Though I can testify that any references to Peasepud would shirley be more apt on the back of a bus. He's got the same nose as David O'Leary, and it's werepiggish.

Dear God

I think what you're basically saying is that I've instantly come up with the BEST idea and you just need to know how to go about implementing it. Not necessarily. It just struck me that if I wanted to buy shares in anything I wouldn't know what to do.

They're lush!

More than slightly. I was down the Quayside having dinner last week and fully expected my picture to be on here when I got back

How do you buy a share? I wouldn't know the first thing about it

Right chaps, I need you to put your thinking caps on and start to get imaginative. For the first year ever, my parents, brother and I are going elsewhere for Christmas dinner to my aunties house. She's decided she's doing dinner for 18 peeps and we're going to do a daft present thing. Everyone has to bring one present that will go in a lucky dip so anyone can get it. It has to be suitable for anyone who gets it, so from an 18 year-old lad to my my grandda who is 82. The only catch is that you're not allowed to spend more than ONE English pound on said present. Apparently there will be a prize for the funnies/most innovative/ imaginative pressie. It can be more than one thing as long as the total value does not exceed 100 pence. So come on then, let's have your ideas. I hate losing!

I think this should be re-named The Cath Appreciation Thread and make it compulsory for everyone to post something nice

It's proabably your subconscious flashback to when you had that drunken brawl with Kieron Dyer outside Blue Bamboo and gave him his current eye problem (hushed up by NUFC). Are you saying Cath is like a big beastly man? Known fact surely? Cath is a babe, no two ways about it. Mind you, I wouldn't like to cross her And now that you two have, I hope you get it How very dare they! And thanks

Got home from work to find the cat had puked on the clean washing and I've just smashed a Denby wine glass.

The Little Mermaid ltd edition. £13.99. Now going to order the Ross Noble one after the tip earlier in the thread - thanks!