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So what would you like a pic of tonight, guys?

I must say I saw a Toplass post in a thread about dampness and possibly involving moistness, and not the post I was expecting. Was the 'brie down the cleavage' post not enough to keep you going for a while?

Ewwwww.....

It was 6 years ago now so I've stopped bursting into tears when it comes on, but it can still catch me off-guard from time to time. It may well have come on when we've been out, and I may well have just excused myself for a few minutes. And I've told you lots of things petal, when you've been both sober and so hammered that you got me thrown out of a bowling alley. Gawd only knows which conversations you remember!

The little ones look a bit king prawn'ish....

Brown Eyed Girl by Van Morrison. At my wedding reception this song came on and one of my good mates asked my now ex if he could cut in and dance with me. The hubby was a bit put out but stepped aside and we had a good old dance Irish-stylee with a bit of spinning etc. We were in fits of laughter by the end of it, and I don't remember seeing my mate for the rest of the night. About a month later I got a phonecall to say he'd been found dead by his flatmate - apparently he died in his sleep and no cause was ever found. I didn't see him again after we hugged at the end of that dance and everytime I hear the intro to that song it makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up, but makes me remember him with a smile too. And now that I've thoroughly depressed everyone.....

White cider?! Pints of Magners, at least!!

Ye kna what I mean, today...yesterday...it's all the same. I'm with Dave here, I've got literally no idea what day it is Living in a world of ignorance is great. They'll never understand. Do nights. I've not been to bed yet so I went to the game earlier today.

Sorry If it's any consolation I didn't get to have my pizza

Which one's Jimbo? Whichever one looks most like "Fiw"

And on that note - I'm away to the canteen to get a pizza

Nah, it's not an undeveloped foetus, it's basically part of the muscle inside the uterus which develops into a benign tumour. They're really common and can be removed individually or if they're causing bad symptoms or are really large, then a hysterectomy is usually the best way to get rid of them. How old is she and has she had children? early 40's and has 3 bairns. and according to a scan this fibroid thing is huge. she filled a 2 litre bag after being catheterised. I've seen a few fibroids removed in theatre and I'm not joking, there was one that was the size of a football. If she's had her bairns and it's causing her loads of bother then they'll probably list her for a hysterectomy. If she has it done at Rake Lane they've got some some lovely theatre staff so tell her not to worry

Nah, it's not an undeveloped foetus, it's basically part of the muscle inside the uterus which develops into a benign tumour. They're really common and can be removed individually or if they're causing bad symptoms or are really large, then a hysterectomy is usually the best way to get rid of them. How old is she and has she had children?

Hello skiver Shurrup you I'd only be complaining if it was mental busy but 12 hours is a very long time to try and fill when there's nothing crashing through the doors. Work is very uninspiring at the moment. *cue pager going off and having to run the length of the hospital grounds to labour ward*

Hello from work I hate work

Mine is my girls looking like The Mitchell Bruvvers apparently....

At least he was the one with his trousers still up...... Very true! Aye, I never did get round to having a word with you about your dreadful taste in underwear!

No idea what you're talking about!!! geordieshandy will be able to confirm that there are no dodgy pissup photos whatsoever

Booed?? Should have been fucking stoned !!! Actually, he does play like he's stoned ! So he was booed then? None that I heard from where I was.

Re: strikers. Am I correct in assuming that Rossi will not be able to play in Europe midweek or against Man U next weekend?

That's class The one with the red hat on looks like you and your normal hair!

As the night was falling and the desert world began to settle down. The first one said to the second one there 'I hope you're having fun?' Band on the run. Band on the run. One of McCartney's good one's. Divvent worry girls (oh, okay, and Meenzer), the real Snakemeister will bring his misseltoe (sp) We best go somewhere where there's somewhere to hide then eh?! Awww shucks What's a Christmas party without the drunken, letcherous, old bloke trying to snog the laydees?? Ne'er mind, the sprig shall remain at Hips Towers, I shall remain sober throughout and be the perfect gentleman Maybe just a glass of mulled wine around 8-ish to keep out the frost before I depart though. Nah, I wouldn't stay sober. Everyone needs a couple of drinks to get through one of our pissups. How else am I going to get incriminating photos?!

Bit like me then eh?

Deserves to be seen in it's full glory!

Whereabouts in Scotland were you, Bev?