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I do I do my damndest to never, ever fall asleep on planes/trains etc cos I'm embarrassed by it and hate sharing rooms with my mates if we go away for the weekend cos I spent most of the night keeping myself awake so I don't snore.

As a nurse you must be aware of something to send you off to kip? 161107[/snapback] Short of taking lots of opiate based drugs, I've tried all the usual stuff and managed a grand total of 2 hours!

I've given up with the sleep thing

Spare a thought for us poor buggers who've just finished work and now have to try and sleep through the heat of the day

Nope! You've already been told the rules!

Pint of Stella - Craig Southern Comfort and lemonade - Jimbo Southern Comfort, lime and lemonade () peasepud Vodka and coke - Matt Gin and tonic - Linz Vodka and red bull - Scott Vodka and red bull - me Pint of Bud - Isegrim Coke - Ritchie Pint of Stella - Sandy JD and coke - rikko

I think it's in the small print of the rules about having to attend for more than 30 seconds just to see what people look like

hungover sweety? 160263[/snapback] Not a bit of it - I'm at work! I just find the biterness in some of J69's posts incredibly tiresome. But then I should take my own advice and just not bite....

That looks fucking terrible. 160021[/snapback] Much easier to see the numbers though

Oh will you get over yourself! You've got a personalised number plate and you're happy to have it. Why does it even bother you enough to bite back when people take the piss? I couldn't give two fucks if people have personalised number plates or not.

160228[/snapback] Aye, see you later. 160231[/snapback] This thread is somewhat of a let down. 160244[/snapback] Yer not wrong like.

It was just on one of the photos in particular - you were the spit of Phil!

One performance shone like a beacon though I think you meant to say. Hardly my fault that the exiles couldn't contend with my skill rendering the whole thing a bit of a mismatch from start to finish. 160092[/snapback] I'm not posting in the Piss-Up thread anymore, am I? Oops. 160093[/snapback] Time you went to bed methinks. Good luck with the hangover in the morning!

Or not so undercover once you'd had a drink!

Awwwwwwww

What? It was almost like you weren't there at all? 160091[/snapback] Foolish comment! I wonder if that fuckwit is still at the station waiting for his lass to come and get him btw. 160094[/snapback] Nah, I've had a text. His lovely girlfriend came to pick him up. Personally I'd have left him there like!

What? It was almost like you weren't there at all?

The game was sheeeeeeeeeeeeyit! Luckily the socialising made up for it!

I'm still suspicious of your complimentary tone, but yes, both my hair and 'norks' were in fine fettle today Fab day and evening. Lovely to see and spend time with everyone. We should do it all again soon

He's a fucking scrote!

May I just make everyone aware that peasepud is a scruffy bastid!!!

It was there earlier. A mod must have deleted that bit.

so thats what Pud will look like when we go snorkeling on our hols 159110[/snapback] Hung like a horse? how will he manage to pack it all in his trunks.... 159119[/snapback] I wasnt thinking about that honest more of his long legs and knobbly knees, and never mind the trunks, have to figure out how to get a pair of size 13 flippers in to a suitcase together with Toon Ted! Talking of whom, anyone heard from him, did he survive Jormany ? 159647[/snapback] I've got a feeling he's on his way back to Australia, but I've not heard from him for a while. I'll get him back before you go t'Egypt. I could do with him back before I go to Lourdes actually as I'm sure he's probably due to go to confession....

Safe journey to all of you travelling from afar. See you in the pub

Those of you with Tyne Tees - put it on now! How weird-looking is that newsreader?!