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Indeed I will

Taking salad to work tonight and having it with salmon marinaded in ginger, chilli and lime. Deeelish.

You should give them a try. You'll never go back

Yes it exists, shithead. And it's bigger than ever.

Tastes like chicken?

Umunna has just withdrawn from the leadership contest apparently..

This is really fucking random, but as I read that I got a text from the bairn's dad saying that there's mayhem in the classroom next to his as the supply teacher has a glass eye and is tapping it with a pencil as he teaches

Police investigating allegations of vote-rigging in Farage constituency.. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-32725167

Fucking hell. That's a bit close to the knuckle, isn't it?

You've never locked them in a cupboard?

One for the parents amongst us... http://www.dose.com/lists/20164/19-Times-Parents-Perfectly-Described-Parenting-In-A-Single-Tweet?llid=OmgX&utm_source=sz-social&utm_medium=9kaK&utm_campaign=OmgX&luid=3d203f4c-e259-43a8-8e05-14acd4bc42d9

I live in Washington man, I wouldn't holiday on my own doorstep! Despite the Nissan Factory and Penshaw Monument being some of Wearside's landmarks

I genuinely can't think of a worse way to spend a holiday.

Just been reading about the Sally Bercow saga. Now there's a woman in the midst of a mid-life crisis http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/sally-bercows-marriage-to-commons-speaker-in-jeopardy-after-she-is-reportedly-accused-of-having-an-affair-with-his-cousin-10240247.html

Vegas has never, ever appealed to me and I say that as a travel nut.

Dear me

Would it not become the wife until the child was born and came of age?

Hope it resolves itself soon AH. Horrible thing to experience.

That's my next couple of weeks sorted

I can't bear any type of nuts (stop it MF!) but cashews I find particularly offensive

Fucking hell The sickos at work will love that

Vile things. I bet it's like chewing toenails covered in suntan lotion

I haven't contributed to this discussion for a few reasons, one of them being that I'm nowhere near as knowledgeable and eloquent as some of you when discussing politics, but am thoroughly enjoying reading it. I've had the same reservations over who to vote for as many others but despising Cameron, seeing my dad go through 25 years of poor mental health directly caused by Thatcher's decisions, only recently being given a 1% "pay rise" after 5 years of frozen wages (the same amount of time that I've had another mouth to feed) and feeling thoroughly devalued and disrespected in my profession means that can not and will not ever vote Tory. I'm a single mother and a nurse so Cameron holds as little respect for me as I do for him anyway. Whilst Labour have made mistakes, they still best represent me and my little family, so that's what I have to support. As you were. I'm hoping for a fairly peaceful shift at work tonight so I can watch things unfold through the night.

Memories of "Anne Frank's drumkit...." Happy days