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Oh the modesty! She just didn't want to hurt your feelings

Slightly off topic but I was reading an article in the paper yesterday about all the hype surrounding Rooney's injury and how the media are making huge noises about how he's going to be fit etc. It basically said that it's all a cover-up in order for the World Cup hype to be maintained and to keep his sponsors happy when in reality there's actually little or no chance he's going to be fit for any of the games at all. Medically speaking, there's no way he should be fit - wacky oxygen tents or not.

The thing with central London is that you can't really avoid the touristy stuff! Definitely sharpen your elbows for when people barge past you on the tube/in the street/just about anywhere

Nah. Manic depression means that you're in a good mood some of the time

And how were we meant to deduce that form a mere >>> ? I only do telepathy at work when the doctors "meant to ask but forgot.." and my crystal ball is a bit foggy today. And what you chipper about, anyway, you miserable toad?

Would I be correct in thinking that Orko was a flying thing in a hat, and there was a bird called Teela in MotU?

Oh put your bloody face straight. Mebbes a few daft games would put a smile back on that ferking miserable dish of yours!!

So how many titles did he take off you then? 139929[/snapback] Someone took Tetris and Gold Miner off me, but I don't think it was him. I've given up finding any competition for Mahjong - I just keep increasing my own high score.

You best get posting then, eh?

Have to admit - every single one of those statements are true 139912[/snapback] 139914[/snapback] It wouldn't be a pleasurable experience for him! 139916[/snapback] In whichever sense 139920[/snapback] Mwah!

I noticed that a while ago when his name kept appearing on the High Scores list and yet he didn't have a single post to his name. I think there should be a rule that you have to have a certain number of posts before being allowed into the games room....

Have to admit - every single one of those statements are true 139912[/snapback] 139914[/snapback] It wouldn't be a pleasurable experience for him!

Wake Me Up When September Ends - Green Day

Have to admit - every single one of those statements are true

I got an e-mail from the Aussie last week and he's fine. He'll definitely be up for the summer piss-up.

Morning it is then. 139690[/snapback] Morning Oztralia! 139691[/snapback] Afternoon here babe Could of used young Pete between the goals this afternoon 139693[/snapback] Did you take a beating?

Morning it is then. 139690[/snapback] Morning Oztralia!

My first morning after my nightshifts, looking forward to a lovely lie-in and I'm wide awake at 4.30am. BASTID!

Awww, that's a shame. It means we'll have to look at Pud all season...

There are no words to describe Shahbaz. I've been sat here thinking of just how to describe his behaviour and I'm at a loss....

When I see AQA I think of Barbie Girl

I had my tea early last night. Last delivery from the chippy was half 11. 139320[/snapback] Delivered as well now was it, if you dont mind... 139333[/snapback] I was at work, you shitehawk! I could hardly leave the hospital to go to the chippy We can't all nip out for 4 pints at lunchtime ye knaa!

Back to reality now, Brock. Come on, sunshine - you can do it *clicks fingers in front of face* 139321[/snapback] Last time I wet the bed was Germany and it wasn't urine. 139322[/snapback] Jesus wept. Brock, is there ever a point when your brain says "I know you want to type that sentence, but people don't actually need to know that...?"

Back to reality now, Brock. Come on, sunshine - you can do it *clicks fingers in front of face*

I had my tea early last night. Last delivery from the chippy was half 11.