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I noticed that a while ago when his name kept appearing on the High Scores list and yet he didn't have a single post to his name. I think there should be a rule that you have to have a certain number of posts before being allowed into the games room....

Have to admit - every single one of those statements are true 139912[/snapback] 139914[/snapback] It wouldn't be a pleasurable experience for him!

Wake Me Up When September Ends - Green Day

Have to admit - every single one of those statements are true

I got an e-mail from the Aussie last week and he's fine. He'll definitely be up for the summer piss-up.

Morning it is then. 139690[/snapback] Morning Oztralia! 139691[/snapback] Afternoon here babe Could of used young Pete between the goals this afternoon 139693[/snapback] Did you take a beating?

Morning it is then. 139690[/snapback] Morning Oztralia!

My first morning after my nightshifts, looking forward to a lovely lie-in and I'm wide awake at 4.30am. BASTID!

Awww, that's a shame. It means we'll have to look at Pud all season...

There are no words to describe Shahbaz. I've been sat here thinking of just how to describe his behaviour and I'm at a loss....

When I see AQA I think of Barbie Girl

I had my tea early last night. Last delivery from the chippy was half 11. 139320[/snapback] Delivered as well now was it, if you dont mind... 139333[/snapback] I was at work, you shitehawk! I could hardly leave the hospital to go to the chippy We can't all nip out for 4 pints at lunchtime ye knaa!

Back to reality now, Brock. Come on, sunshine - you can do it *clicks fingers in front of face* 139321[/snapback] Last time I wet the bed was Germany and it wasn't urine. 139322[/snapback] Jesus wept. Brock, is there ever a point when your brain says "I know you want to type that sentence, but people don't actually need to know that...?"

Back to reality now, Brock. Come on, sunshine - you can do it *clicks fingers in front of face*

I had my tea early last night. Last delivery from the chippy was half 11.

I've just had a fish finger sarnie

Shurrup I've been on nights all week and tea is usually around 2am and consists of whatever sarnie I've managed to throw together after I've got up in the late afternoon, plus whatever choclolate is left in the vending machine at work.... You just wait til you're qualified and have to go 3 days without food cos the nurses are working you too hard

50 pence and a sherbet dib-dab?

You can just watch the actual World Cup and do it then! Hmmm, Crouch or Ronaldinho... 139299[/snapback]

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Where is the equivalent laydeez option?! And no smare arse remarks telling me there's lots of laydeez on there...

Maybe their 'Hitzfeld for the Toon' campaign was more effective than that of N-O

Listen, I lurve black pudding. You can't get much worse than that!

Of course they do, there's those pigs and dem udder pigs. 139244[/snapback] Truly offal. Just like Cath's dinner. 139251[/snapback] Oi man! Stop dissing the dinner! I was at work, bloody starving and hadn't had a proper meal since last Sunday! I ate kangaroo in Oz. It was okay

Hey man! There are times when all a girl needs is a battered jumbo sausage! 139209[/snapback] I'm more of a chipolata man tbh. 139210[/snapback] Aye, I had heard rumours...