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Hey man! There are times when all a girl needs is a battered jumbo sausage!

All Chinese takeaways sell chips! In fact, most of them sell burgers, kebabs and pizza an'all

Sorry And Pud? Yer a dorty, dorty beastie!

Night, night. I'd have whupped you anyways...

I'm not used to it being this busy at this time of the night. Who has wet the bed?

Howay, Dave - let's have a game of blackjack...!

Oh dear. Tell him I've nipped to the shops for some milk. Or give him another drink

Speaking of the tour of Jormany - how is the bear?

I don't feel particularly sentimental over the number 9 shirt and don't see that it should be retired. Shearer has gone, NUFC is still here, therefore onwards and upwards for us.

Wronnng! And yes, it was battered And lush.

Hmmm, I'm not sure - I think so. I'll report back with my findings later

They're like Aqua Teen Hunger Force, but achieve less. 138906[/snapback] Who are Aqua Teen Hunger Force? 138909[/snapback] http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6...&q=pulp+fiction 139108[/snapback] That's funny And I haven't seen Pulp Fiction Is this ATHF a kids thing then? I occasionally switch the telly on to kids programmes by accident and the incessant noise and high pitched squealing (especially on them Saturday morning progs) just sends me daft. I'm getting old. It's probably just as well I don't have kids as I'd probably lock them in a room and make them read books quietly

It's being delivered in precisely 15 minutes. Yummmmmmmmm!!

Yummmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Dear God in heaven above. "A milkshake, a floating order of fries and a meatball become local superheroes that safeguard the world (when they feel like it)." What is the world coming to? Bring back Bod!!

Give me Ouzo any day.

They're like Aqua Teen Hunger Force, but achieve less. 138906[/snapback] Who are Aqua Teen Hunger Force? 138909[/snapback] They're like Fathers For Justice, but achieve more. 138921[/snapback] Ah, okay - cheers

...that are usually covered in piss 139063[/snapback] Is Fish saying he finds 'scrubs' sexy, or has he been down Ann Summers again? 139066[/snapback] Didn't you know? We all dress like Barbara Windsor in Carry On Doctor. These suspenders and stilettos can be a bugger when I'm tottering over to maternity....

...that are usually covered in piss 139063[/snapback] Hhmm kinky eh ? 139064[/snapback] Only if it's a 90 year-old granny with a urine infection that floats your boat

Whether we like him or not, Shepherd is unfortunately the figurehead at our club and therefore representative of us. I hate the fact that he can't keep his fat gob shut and just get on with his job and running the club. There are very few chairmen of clubs in the PL who are household names because they keep their heads down and get on with what they are paid ridiculous amounts of money to do. Unfortunately Freddie loves to parade himself to the media and have his say and 9 out of 10 times he looks like a cock when he does so. The man has no concept of keeping a dignified silence and that's what pisses me off.

...that are usually covered in piss

They're like Aqua Teen Hunger Force, but achieve less. 138906[/snapback] Who are Aqua Teen Hunger Force?

That was a bit of a learning curve! The young grasshopper did good!

Happy, happy, happy! Hope you've had a fab day

Anyone going to be watching the fight tonight against Laszlo Komjathi? Looks like it'll be the first serious test for Khan and it'll be interesting to see how he does as this will be a much more competitive fight for him. I think he's (Khan) a talent and a nice lad, and would like to see him go far. ITV at half 10 if anyone's interested.