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Where were you and your sidekick? 73269[/snapback] Well me and Paul were too late for pre-match and I was going to me Mam's for a bit of a do afterwards. Shame I missed Pizza the Hut though although that won't me taking the piss. 73280[/snapback] Pizza The Hut. Class.

Oh I can't, I don't have a yoga mat Oh, hang on......

Best post ever tbh. 73274[/snapback] Modesty is one of your more endearing qualities. How the hell it's still working after dropping it down the bog is anyones guess. Last new year I put my mobile on the table in the pub, someone spilled a pint of lager and it seeped under my phone. The screen went funny, there was an electrical burning smell and it died instantly.

For some reason the adverts for these infuriate me. Already this morning I've seen advert after advert from C-list "celebs" like Janine off Eastenders, Lady Isabella Harvey, Martine McCutcheon, Jordan, Jane fucking Middlemiss and Anthony (you-too-can-look-as-much-of-a-cock-as-me-whilst-dancing-round-your-living-room-70's -stylee) from Big Brother. Grrrrrrr. Sorry, just fancied a rant.

Where were you and your sidekick?

BELLAMY DOESN'T PLAY FOR US ANY MORE! GET OVER IT!!

Well, well, well! Hello stranger. Nice to see you back around these parts. Hope the wedding plans are going okay

I hate feet. I particularly hate hairy feet.

Was reading a thing today about animals that have been randomly abandoned over Christmas at shelters (or in some cases just out on the streets) and picked up by the RSPCA. I wish people would be a bit more responsible http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=1...-name_page.html

Sats is a shortened word for oxygen saturation. Basically it's measured as a percentage and it's an indication of how much oxygen is being carried by the red blood cells around the body. Sats are measured at the peripheries of the body with a probe on a finger, toe or ear. Full oxygen saturation is 100% and as a nurse I'd be concerned if a patient of mine had sats of below 95% unless they had some kind of long-term respiratory problem. With kids, their sats drop rapidly and dangerously and you can start to see them going blue before your eyes - it's horrible.

This is bizarre. Another report I read said that the man (or person) walked through the unlocked back door, straight to the bathroom, took the child out of the bath and walked out of the house with her. How did he know she was in the bath to have walked straight through into there? How far away was her mother to not realise there was someone in the house? Why did the child not shout or alert her mother in anyway? (unless she knew the kidnapper) It's a despicable thing to have happened but it just doesn't seem to add up somehow

I've not been on there in months! And I've never posted my pic on there or here so I could look like a hound as far as anyone knows

Always found him quite amusing, flader fanta and all that! 72049[/snapback] The Karl Pilkington of toontastic 72052[/snapback] That's an insult to Karl Pilkington! The man is a genius. 72058[/snapback] He is You heard the new podcast? You'll never see a homeless chinese person 72062[/snapback] It's funny cos it's true!

Always found him quite amusing, flader fanta and all that! 72049[/snapback] The Karl Pilkington of toontastic 72052[/snapback] That's an insult to Karl Pilkington! The man is a genius.

I was back in this morning and it was bloody hard work! In tomorrow then off for a good few days over new year, so that'll make up for it It was bastard, twatting freezing walking home from work tonight like. I nearly broke my neck coming down the sheet of ice that is Sheriff Hill at the moment

Yep, he was so good that when they came out for the second half the bloke next to me thought he was a half-time sub and couldn't believe he'd already played 45 minutes!

Taylor should never have walked out onto that pitch if the only way his injury will heal is through surgery. Knackered shoulders are buggers to fix, and even with surgery, are never quite properly healed. He shouldn't have been risked and I really hope he hasn't done further lasting damage that will make it even harder to fix in the long run. We were outplayed massively yesterday. Thank goodness for a bit of daft craic with the coppers on the touchline for the last 15 minutes as I was in danger of slipping into unconsciousness.

As helpless as you feel, he's in the best place he can be and there's nothing you could do by being there. Charlotte needs you to be at home and to keep things as normal as possible. I hope he's improved overnight and that he's very much on the mend this morning petal. Thoughts are with you and your good lady

Work, work, work....

Not rolling backwards and forwards over it 10 times in a car.

No, neither of them would have been okay actually I just don't understand how someone could drive backwards and forwards over an animal 10 times - even if it was just to "put it out of it's misery" That was my point. If the first 'running over'was accidental then maybe he should have got out of the fucking car and maybe checked on the poor thing.

I was gutted when I moved to Manc only to discover that the Greggs didn't sell stotties. Criminal tbh.

Perfume is a very individual thing and you shouldn't just buy something out of the blue as every woman will have a completely different preference. What perfume does she already wear? If you could find that out then you could always get her a gift set of that fragrance which will include shower gel/body lotion etc.

He drove over it another 10 fucking times?!

Howay man! That's ancient!