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Which I don't have today, lucky for you!

Men! "I'm poorly...wah wah....I've got a poorly eye...what should I do.......whinge...etc....... Get the medicine I need to put it right, you say? Why, I did that this morning and it's STILL not fixed!!..... "

What's what I asked my doctor to prescribe for me and I started using them this morning. No luck so far. 33688[/snapback] You only started using them this morning!! Stop being so im-fucking-patient!!

Chloramphenicol eye drops are what you need.

There's one done mate. I'll add you. It'll appear as "The OFFICIAL Toontastic". 33539[/snapback] You getting mixed up with Sportdaq?

I am at home now - I finished work at 2. I'm going to have honey and lemon and sit and feel sorry for myself alllllllllllllllllllllllll by myself

Not for long - I've joined now 31577[/snapback] WTF? but you're a girly 31584[/snapback] There is also CelebDaq 33200[/snapback] Joined

There y'are..

My girlfriend was off at the start of the week and is still feeling poorly. She better not give me the cold just as i start my week off. 33195[/snapback] Aye there's definitely something doing the rounds. Feeling rough as anything here.

Anyone seen the pic of Freddie after the other lads wrote all over his face in biro when he fell asleep on the bus? He's got 'twat' written across his forehead.

You say that like it's a bad thing

Anyone mentioned Bros yet?

So wrong.

No but it would be a lot easier to ignore him. He's just getting off on the attention at the moment.

You see, that's a shame cos we didn't even hardly get started. We could have had a nice chat about what your ideas of female workers and their opportunities were. How you think women should be treated, where the inequalities lie, what can be done about it etc. Unfortuntately you've just proven yourself to be arrogant enough to think this discussion is over merely because you deemed it so.

Yes, sorry I did miss your question. My wife has found the attitude of her male colleagues extremely tiring. They find her a curiosity as she is university educated and can do things that they think you need to have a penis to do (like negotiate contracts). They constantly patronise her basically. I have also had more light-hearted examples of astonishment that I do some of the cooking and hang out the washing etc. If you are offended by my opinion, then I apologise and I'm pleased if your experience has been different. 32853[/snapback] Maybe that says more about your wife's colleagues than a generalisation about women? It's the 21st century for goodness sake! Women do have degrees and high powered jobs - all over the country, and men DO housework! I'm not offended by your opinion. But as a hard-working, independent, self-sufficient woman with a career who lives in the north I found your comments to be extremely wide of the mark!

I think I've already got it. And I'm at work I'm a martyr

I'm sorry, you must have missed my question before. Can you give me an example of the first-hand experience you have had in backing up your statement that women in London have far more opportunities than us women in Newcastle? Oh, and no hilarious comments about working in Greggs this time please

Hang on while I bow to your superior knowledge first. Can you give me some kind of example?

You'd be quite attractive yourself if you had a head, body and personality transplant

It's 'funny' how you've taken umbrage with those jokes yet you made a joke yesterday which denigrated the women of Newcastle. I didn't find your joke particularly offensive (or funny) I just find it hypocritical that you think it's ok to make a sexist joke yet find these ones unsavoury. Maybe it's because you are pursuing an agenda to back up yesterday's claim that the people of Newcastle have less enlightened views when it comes to women and minorities. 32694[/snapback] Make you look racist, sexist and homophobic? No, I'm sure you can do that for yourselves. I don't even have to try. As for my "joke" yesterday, it was not degrading to women, more highlighting a lack of opportunity for many women in this area. It's easy to be confused when you are ignorant. 32704[/snapback] There's as much opportunity for women in this area as there is anywhere else. It depends on the ambition and motivation of the woman. Your comments yesterday were ridiculous. As for you starting threads like this, I think you lack some sort of attention and the only way to get it is to drag something up on a message board from bloody ages ago, that everyone involved knew was a joke, hoping it'll get a bite. Well done - you got one, now please fuck off.

I can hear it

What time do you think they have to get up in the morning to put all that slap on? 32472[/snapback] I doubt if they actually go to sleep!! It must take them hours to trowel some of that stuff on! Does no-one ever tell these people what they look like??? 32477[/snapback] Some of them wear so much mascara that they look like them dolls where you have to tip their heads back so they can open their eyes.....