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Have you heard that Newcastle zoo has been temporarily closed down today? For training porpoises.

And will you look at who has jumped up to 3rd after only doing it for a week!

tbh 34193[/snapback] Sam, are you the only gay in Didsbury Village?

Gibbering gimp tbh. 34131[/snapback] But very expressive eyebrows

Bloody Hell man!!! I don't hink you can run far enough.................................. 34089[/snapback] Some people really are silly, aren't they? Wonder what time my Fairy Godmother will turn up?

He's a Cambridge graduate isn't he? 33968[/snapback] He used to live near me. The stick he took after that incident was quality. 33972[/snapback] Name dropper tbh 33978[/snapback] I make no apologies for it. I just remember seeing him out and about a few times round Didsbury afterwards and he was taking a right slating. Funny stuff and he took it well which was good to see. 33983[/snapback] He went to Manchester Grammar I believe

Fast as you can

Cinders here is going to a ball tonight - oh yes.

I believe that the expression is actually 'to be Freddied'

Sit her in front of the pooter and get her to read this.......

Maybe I secretly want to be a ginga.

Heard any good ones recently? One of the lasses at work has just become a grandma. Her daughter has called her child Mimi Tallulah. Now why would you? I know there's a bit of a trend for 'unusual' names these days but that's just daft. If anyone on here has a child called Mimi then I'm sorry (for them!!)

Hope you didn't hurt them

Any good?

What's keeping you then?

Is the wedding fancy dress? Only, I've got an idea that just might help............. Ooops!

Steve - is this you >>>>>

Eye Sorry

My landlord is marvellous. Had a bit of a disaster a couple of weeks ago when I awoke to find the bathroom flooded cos one of the pipes in the back of the loo had cracked. Ended up calling out an emergency plumber at 1am and paying ridiculously over-inflated prices for the pleasure. Paid on my Visa card, spoke to the landlord and I had a cheque to cover it the next morning Good luck though

Is it one of them Magic Eye things?

Bad day then?? 33701[/snapback] Nah, it's been canny actually

Which I don't have today, lucky for you!

Men! "I'm poorly...wah wah....I've got a poorly eye...what should I do.......whinge...etc....... Get the medicine I need to put it right, you say? Why, I did that this morning and it's STILL not fixed!!..... "

What's what I asked my doctor to prescribe for me and I started using them this morning. No luck so far. 33688[/snapback] You only started using them this morning!! Stop being so im-fucking-patient!!