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I'm quite enjoying reading this advice - blokes perspective and all that. Just a tip though lads; don't call them udders in front of the Mrs

You definitely should have negotiated the weekend lie-ins better than that.

At 8am I'll be commencing 11 nights off. Now there's something to get me through the witching hours of tonight..

Would it be inappropriate to have it on the radio at work whilst we're operating?

Let you off. We've got crappy Kenco one-cup sachets of coffee-flavoured dust at work. I should be grateful that they actually supply us with it actually as we used to have to buy our own teabags and coffee where I've worked previously. Nice cup of Tetley at the moment then off to bed

Shitty work coffee. Ack

CT, is this your new hot tub?

Does what I need it to. I'm not a 'latest model' bitch

4S here. See the post above.

I'll send the bairn over. He'll have it sorted for you in no time. I think Ant is remotely brainwashing him to be his next IT geek/minion-thing.

I'm not aware of Nemo being a prawn, mussel or squid (I do eat a lot of fish though, just not tonight)

Seafood stir-fry here. I won't be taking any photos though

Half 6 on a half term morning and we're watching Finding Nemo. It's going to be a long day..

A rather lovely shiraz here. Drinking very little alcohol at the moment so it's a bit of a treat

I feel a reunion coming on, despite their never having been a union in the first place Enjoyed the video Mr Asprilla. I don't think I'd have the patience to put something together that artfully

Ahhh, KCG and his subtlety.

Have a lovely day x

How very rude

You can fuck off aswell!!

Shithead

Are you Facebook stalking me?! That's genuine, that is!

I also hate that thing where you do all the housework/ironing/cleaning and then just have to do it all again a couple of days later.

I hate that thing where you sit on your leg and it goes numb.