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I won a putting competition in the Maldives years ago. The prize was professional lessons from the resident golf pro. I hate golf and only actually entered the competition to try and beat my husband who ended up having the lessons in my place

This does not surprise me at all. You do realise you're effectively going to Amsterdam with 2 dads

Jeez, I imagine it'll be messy enough without that kind of carry-on!

Btw Meenz - have forwarded your Berlin e-mail to his dad as that's where he's off to this week. He's going with Tooj, so I hope he behaves himself as they've got the first night in Amsterdam....

Haven't seen him for a week but we've now got a week of Lego shops, Muppet movies, football training, bridge-visiting and meals-with-friends to look forward to. Don't want to go a week without him ever again. (No son, you CAN'T move away to go to Uni!!) But for now you can dream.....

I'm too impatient! I watched half of 15 to 1 then watched all of The Chase. I know I would have just ended up deleting the rest of the first one.

Sky was horrific. I switched off the moment I heard a 'journalist' say "As it's getting dark here in Kent, I'm peering through some trees to see Peaches Geldof's house where there appears to be police cars outside..."

'Peaches has died. We are beyond pain. She was the wildest, funniest, cleverest, wittiest and the most bonkers of all of us. 'Writing 'was' destroys me afresh. What a beautiful child. How is this possible that we will not see her again? How is that bearable? 'We loved her and will cherish her forever. How sad that sentence is. 'Tom and her sons Astala and Phaedra will always belong in our family, fractured so often, but never broken. Bob, Jeanne, Fifi, Pixie and Tiger Geldof.' Think what you like about Bob Geldof but that poor man must feel like he's cursed

Yeah, she had 2 little boys a year apart. So the eldest isn't even 2 yet. She seemed to be really settled and "normal" after having her children.

The last thing she posted on Twitter was a picture of her and her mam. Maybe it was suicide

No word as to why yet. Her mother dying at 41 was too young - this is just horrible. Her poor babies and family

You know you're having an unproductive day when the only thing annoying you is that 15 to 1 is going to overlap The Chase on late afternoon telly. Must get out more..

Happy birthdays chaps!

Watch it sunshine! After your recent choice of concert tickets I wouldn't be trying to get all manly and butch around here!

Are my posts invisible in this here football section?!?@!??*** He's out injured!

Rooney's out for this one so he'll have to pick on someone else.

It was the culmination of months of him being a cock.

http://www.qegateshead.nhs.uk/qematernitytopten Just sayin'! Truly the best place in the world to work when it goes right and the worst when it doesn't. Have experienced both in the last couple of weeks but I'm proud to be part of it.

Yes. They've just had a baby and called him Buzz Michaelangelo (True!)

It's lush

Having met me, you know which one I'm most like. Anyway, this game just got interesting. AND Barca are losing

It's better than watching the game to be fair.