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Rooney's out for this one so he'll have to pick on someone else.

It was the culmination of months of him being a cock.

http://www.qegateshead.nhs.uk/qematernitytopten Just sayin'! Truly the best place in the world to work when it goes right and the worst when it doesn't. Have experienced both in the last couple of weeks but I'm proud to be part of it.

Yes. They've just had a baby and called him Buzz Michaelangelo (True!)

It's lush

Having met me, you know which one I'm most like. Anyway, this game just got interesting. AND Barca are losing

It's better than watching the game to be fair.

You won't be able to top this CT

What the fucking fuckety fuck??? HOW did you find THAT????? I'm disgusted with you Darrel

YOU'RE!!!!

It's actually quite nice to have him back

What's the craic?

Louis Theroux on at the moment - always an interesting watch. Tonight he's at Cedars Sinai hospital in LA.

Yeah I saw that too. Luckily one of mine only sits on the back step cos she's too scaredy to go out and the other one sticks to one square foot of the garden to eat grass and they hoy it up again. They're never outdoors unless I'm there too. Scary stuff though.

I hoofed her cos I was jealous of her overpowering femininity and I felt threatened.

Nope, she's long gone.

Well it looks like she'll have to get it from somewhere else I'm afraid. Unlucky.

You're going to clean your own bike?? I'm surprised they haven't developed a robot to do that for you.

I was going to ask if you were doing all of the above whilst just wearing boxer shorts but realised it sounded a bit pervy. But that's what I imagined (In a non-pervy way) anyway.. I'll shut up now.

Forward an hour xx

Yep, it's working..

01:01

That may be a problem come Sunday morning

Has the clock gone mental again?

A 7 year old thread?? Happy birthday Darrel