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I like that! It was a consideration on my list.

Gotta love Gateshead! My bro and his missus have just had a Madeline, which is pretty

I always wanted a Soda Stream but my mam wouldn't let me have one. I know this thread isn't about Soda Streams but it made me reminisce... As you were, lads.

They were boys

If you want stupid names then I could write a book of them given that I spend half my working life present at caesarian sections. We've had twins called Wayne & Dwayne, Blaze & Storm. Girls called Spirit, Mariah, Xena, and the delightful new trend of ridiculous spellings: Jaxsun, Reign-Bo and Dayseigh-Mae. The Yoda-esque creature that I grew is Joseph Alexander.

Who?

I pay £4.60, he's tall, dark and dishy and in the summer he wears only a pair of shorts and a smile. I win.

I see the PM has visited the region and has been to bother the staff at MRI whilst they continue to save lives and can frankly do without the funfair that goes along with her visit. No doubt she's waxed lyrical about the amazing, dedicated emergency services, working tirelessly around the clock as she did following Westminster. I'm not sure I'd be able to hold my tongue if she came anywhere near me with her sycophantic bullshit.

It wasn't necessarily someone who attended the concert. Lots of people come up to the arena to pick others up at the end.

Struggling with this today. Heartbroken for the bairns, parents and other victims and injured, proud of my friends in the emergency services in Manchester, relieved that friends and their children got out safe, tearful at the stories of kindness in the community, despair at the whole fucking mess that is unfolding once again. Helpless at all of it and annoyed at myself for getting upset when trying to explain it to the bairn this morning. It's all too close to home and I can't bear it.

Police saying 19 dead, more than 50 injured.

Explosions at the end of Ariana Grande gig at the Arena. Confirmed fatalities. Fuck man

Happy Birthday Oh Great Leader and TS too Hope you both have lots of cake and crisps.

Really?? To his victims maybe. I hope he rots in hell.

Ian Brady. About time.

You're walking a fine line here, sunshine..

What the fuck do you expect going to Rome at Easter??

The first 3 months of this year have been utter pigshit so I'm taking the bairn to Spain to escape for a week in his Easter holidays. Haven't told him about it, just going to tell him the night before we fly.

Best night of the year to be on nightshift! Put your clocks forward peeps and don't forget to get your Mam a card for tomorrow.

One police officer has died from his injuries. Scotland yard statement due soon.

Yeah, looks like after he drove over the bridge he crashed the car into the railings of Westmister then ran from the car towards parliament before stabbing a police officer when they tried to stop him. Then was taken down by the police,

There are some fucking arseholes out there like. I was watching the news as the story broke and the number of dickheads trying to take photos and videos of the carnage on the bridge as the police tried to clear the area was staggering.

Eye-witness on the news reporting that the 4x4 mounted the pavement and drove the full length of the bridge.

Awful scenes Thoughts with all the victims involved. It's a year today since Brussels too.

Lovely to see you, him indoors and Matt today. God only knows how Sammy is coping with another boozy night tonight. I'm going to bed