Dougle

God Bless Him. Candles and Wreaths. Perhaps Villa should have an automatic 3 points on this.

When we went down in 2016, Benítez was a bloody genius in the transfer market. The mixture of talent, graft and lower league brutality he brought in showed just how far outside the box he could think/work. That squad, mainly due to the utter fuckwittery and tightness of the previous cunt of an owner has ultimately led to where we are now, I think. So any thoughts on short termism need to be very well considered. Not just as to whether the funds would be there after the first bout of purchases and wage agreements, but because of longer term financial fair play bollocks.

What in Blyth?

Tremendous

Have they took over Travalgar Square yet?

Localed YP

Every fucking match this now. Every match. But hey the PL aint corrupt or owt.

Howe seems a canny bloke and all that bollocks, But why the flying fuck is Clark in the starting line up?

Including the two wankers on Radio Newcastle

Anyone got a trickle link?

Fucking Clark. Fuck off man. 20 to 1 is about right,

They have cheese

Means The Joy in arabic

He’s a bit of a likeable Sissoko really. Less prone to falling over at the end of his runs, but still usually finds a brick wall to run into.

Folk on twitter reckon his son is a Liverpool fan… “There you go son, early Christmas prehzzie, la.”

Two fingers to you, you Geordie nincompoops. I am Mike Dean, superstar referee, celebrity and very important man. I get nothing wrong. Ever.

The Papiss Cisse goal at Chelsea has it all. The build up, the celebration, the ground and the fucked off home supporters, the possible/probable fluke of it and of course just how fucking spectacular it was. An unreal goal that probably even shouldn’t exist.

Not sure how anyone could think a Watford win or draw would be what we wanted. Fuck Brentford, they’ll have a shite second half of the season anyhow and if they’re near the bottom then so be it. I’d much rather shite like Watford stayed as close to the drop as possible.