Tdansmith

3-2..we're going to win 3-2

I'm starting to feel sorry for Joelinton now, he looks lost. More lost than usual

Our first shot normally comes deep into injury time in the second half.

This season we have more points than we have shots on target. I doubt we'll get many tonights, shots on targets or points.

Harry Palmer legend...oh when the beans..

I will also endeavour to be drunk

His disciplinary record is not very good. Looks like a replacement for Willems. Still would have thought a forward is the priority.

"Oxford United supporters will be in Leazes Level 7 and tickets are priced at £10 (£5 for Under 18s, 65s and over and Students in full time education) " So 3,000 fans get in for a fiver

Almiron is class and will eventually move on, same with Maximin. Carroll is an injury about to happen and will never play a whole season. Joelinton ?? "very decent premier league standard" Are you drunk ?? Ashleys record in all the transfer windows is there for everyone to see, come the summer he is more likely to sell Amiron and Maximin than he is to invest. Relegation is coming it's just a question of when.

bloody hell look what the dutch fans had ready for pardew

Yes, i'd have him here, his manager has told him to leave as he reckons he won't be suited to a relegation fight. So now that we are nearly safe he would be a good crowd pleaser

He was sent off today just 7 minutes after coming on as a sub. 13th time he's seen a red card. He would spend lots of money in the Bigg market if he signed for us.

Hamza Choudhury is the latest player linked with Newcastle United, the Leicester City midfielder has only played 6 games for the first team this season so far. He scored against us in the 3-0 loss

Steve Bruce gets the green light to spend in january https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/exclusive-steve-bruce-gets-green-17592669 It mentions head of recruitment Steve Nickson ? Is he the bloke who approved the terrible signing of Joelinton ? I don't think much will happen as we now somehow have 29 points, Bruce's excuses if we don't sign anyone should be interesting.

Fair play to the fella for letting everyone laugh at him

A canny good start for the young Haaland at Dortmund A hat trick start https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51163405

Mostly behind the settee How you doing ?

Doesn't Steve Wraith sit near there, fingers crossed.

I don't think we will go down this season now after today's very lucky win. Steve Bruce's luck will eventually run out of course so next season looks good for relegation, or the season after either way it will be pretty bad viewing.

That's nice of you to say so but i think it's time i left, last thing i want is to be part of Newcastle fans fighting with Newcastle fans. And i dont want to get banned. I've never felt welcome from my very first post, i guess that's why i became a bit of a workie ticket poster often. And, yes i admit I've been a drunken tit many times, so i guess you'll all not miss that. So hands up here, sorry. I'll get rid of the monkey face that pissed off the ginger quif I hope England win the World Cup, but more important than that, Newcastle United have a fuckin great season. Best of luck to every Newcastle fan here Adios, adios

hope so

That's fair enough. I doubt I'll last to much longer here anyway.

we went to wembley stadium was on the 4th of may nineteen hundred and seventy four what a fuckin' day we showed the scousers how to sing.. we showed them how to sup the only thing we didn't do was win the fuckin cup

I was just kidding mate, you're a good poster. Definitely not offensive, or sarcastic. ( apart from that one ) I just feel like i have to have a go at every one who has a go at me. So i will.