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any word on how legohead feels about this?

discussed at length at time mate, as was toonpack's fixation with the young man in the white t-shirt.

done this once before but fuck it...

this is not what toonpack was after...

where've they gone then? I've still got some poolside pics from me holiday in majorca '88 if you want to see some tits?

it wasn't just other clubs supporters though was it? they invented stories about being given guards of honour in covent garden by groups of tourist students who weren't even in to football. still, at least that demonstrates an infinitely better form of holidaying decorum than running about attacking northern italians with a plastic sword outside rome's colloseum.

keith just being keith, the stupid cunt. cockney mackem running themselves down a bit there though with regard to the exposure they deserve. when they went down, down again and then lolled about in the 3rd division for 4 years both nufc and supporters from the rest of the country's football clubs found it absolutely fucking hilarious and fell about laughing accordingly.

I chucked in a quippy 2 liner, I'm not about to set up me debut twitter account and unleash hell on the net. that said mind I do think kd raises a valid point, it was those 5 players I had in mind in when posting. if we were genuinely interested then it would appear we've missed out to the speedier suitors. which in some ways is probably preferable to watching us losing in a protracted, public game of 3 card brag where the maximum stake is a penny like we did with guehi last summer. a new player would be nice. what's more likely to bring out the inner meldrew with me is if saudi clubs keep funding our competitors with ludicrous fees for their has beens and never quite will be's without mbs and al-rumayyan waving their bonesaws about.

2 days in to the window and all our targets fucking off elsewhere. these cunts never heard of snooze yer lose?

they hilariously knocked out the bindippers, and egohead's lot. as an added bonus they even added aston villa's scalp. all in all whilst not warranting forgiveness.for mbappe's penalty I've decided not to fucking hate them quite so much, temporarily at least. and in fairness they played some some superb football to watch along the way.

there's stuff amongst that lot that the cunts running nufc should take heed of.

I think there's several reasonable terms amongst that.

can't wait for the return of budgie.

8 fucking hours and these cunts haven't signed a soul.

bein sports 3 for me. managed 10 mins of tnt before my ranting about the plug faced, duck lipped, piece of human scum drove mrs tbd into the other room!

I imagine gemmill is absolutely delighted the evidence of the severe arse kicking he got off toonpack and meself the other day.has disappeared. but it matters not, those who witnessed it will remember it forever.

be astonished if a standatd membership doesn't go up to at least £40, equally so if a match day ticket doesn't go up to £55. so aye, probably canny value, you'll get to see one away game and your mackem season ticket will get you in to more newcastle home games than the ballot will.

gifted the winning goal by coventry in the 1st leg, gifted the winning goal in the final. they're fucking shite.

fuck off.

massive, massive game this. that huge infact that not a single solitary fucking ticket has appeared on the fastest finger first game for the last 3 days. some might argue it might even be our biggest game this season, but that would be lunacy surely?

can't for the life of me think why there'd be any need for a legal firm in liverpool?

biggest self tucking since the copper's nark confession I'd say.

not a fucking clue. could just as easily be monmouth town.

aye, bit fishy to say the least. be warned, the website makes the chronicles look user friendly... https://www.247sportlife.com/2025/05/15/newcastle-update-newcastle-united-star-alexander-isak-donates-entire-1-8-million-bonus-and-endorsement-contract-to-charities-and-homelessness-support-organizations/?fbclid=IwY2xjawKT0CdleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETBLN1I3MHFnWlhjMEl4Wm4wAR61udFCY_0YB2kLRXqXxub_x6TDnhA4ApoCiPb1ObDSZQBo5dn5k42VhTGOKQ_aem_PjOgdTMiEtChZCkgzlHQKw fucking bizarre that it's full of quotes from howe and players, yet reported absolutely nowhere else. odd thing to make up.

fucks sake.