thebrokendoll

the very best of good fortune to our new man. obviously hope he gets us out the shit and goes to prove those like myself who have reservations horribly wrong and prospers!

wasn't me!

aye, I accept that. that and the fact I'm being a nostalgic old fool. still think he'd do a better job than howe or martinez mind. best not even mention john fucking terry!

I saw him 3 years ago at the cheltenham literature festival doing a talk about his then new book. at what you could probably describe as a neutral part of the country there was football tops in the audience from every one of the clubs he'd either played for or managed and he had the good grace to speak affectionately about each and every one of them from scunthorpe to england. however for the vast majority of the hour long session he talked about US, we hold a special place in his heart and not ashley or the passing of the last 3 years will have dampened that. love the bloke I do and I'd have him back involved with nufc again in a heartbeat. and that includes as a manager in preference to a howe or a martinez.

and me, beyond any shadow of a doubt. the euphoria of ashley finally fucking off is fading at an alarming rate and neither martinez or howe are gonna reignite it.

but what could possibly go wrong?

a quick visit to rtg and it would appear emery is shite and they'd rather have simon grayson.

on a slightly more serious note.... best i get on the official site and sort a brentford ticket before they disappear. the perils of being a returnee!

fucks sake. I was hoping for john terry.

aye. meanwhile, we've had charnley, a combination of bishop/barnes lurking about in the background and the cunt who scouted joelinton. hardly surprising really we ended up with 11th choice bruce who fulfilled all expectations by being fucking useless and as it turns out, blind as a bat to boot and unable to see the horrors he's being inflicting on us. the knock on effect sadly for the new owners is with the exception of a seemingly unattainable overmars and ten hag set up is a list of potential managers which is hugely uninspiring or a massive gamble as to whether they'd be suitable for the task at hand. cheers mikey, you fat piece of human scum.

on netflix..... fantastic fungi. awe inspiring programme and at times, very moving.

aye. it might just be dawning on them the very real prospect of their investment suddenly halving in value.

aye.

good point that actually. if a pangolin, stilton and brown sauce bap tastes anywhere near as good as their bacon counterparts I'll stop my donations immediately.

they're referring to us as isis fc and the beheaders army. I'd be willing to bet I've donated more in the last 12 months to saving the adorable pangolin from extinction (£36) at the hands of the chinese than their entire fan base has donated collectively to amnesty international since its inception 60 years ago, despite their all consuming passion on human rights. you could almost be fooled in to thinking their angst might be more to do with possibility we might have a decent football team in a few years time.

@The Fish..... just out of mild curiosity mate, popped over to rtg for one of me rare visits, I tend to find their angst quite therapeutic if I've had a shit day at work, why do you bother wasting your time and energy trying to reason with the unreasonable?

https://www.oddschecker.com/football/football-specials/newcastle/next-permanent-manager I'd have keegan back till the end of the season in preference to 3 of the top 6 in that list, possibly 4. the top 2 I know next to fuck all about, but then I'd have to concede I've found it hard to drum up much interest in nufc for large parts of the last 13 years, never mind the fortunes of managerial careers in europe!

I've had deeply profound dmt trips that've been easier to make sense of than the gibberish that came out of arteta's mouth.

you're gonna need to elaborate on this a bit for me I'm afraid. I just think he's an utter cunt.

poor man utd.... literally.

it's the us poor west country cider drinkers you've got a problem with.....

think we'll win, it's fucking glorious feeling optimistic again, even if it's misplaced!

spot on mate. well, I think it is. maybe we'll all wake up in a day or two and it'll dawn on us we've lost a national treasure? I honestly don't expect such an outpouring of grief when david attenborough departs this mortal coil.

fucking hell, just been catching up a bit on reaction to bruce being fucked off and arteta really has taken it badly! playmobil headed cunt.

fucking tremendous. here's a fiver, clean the bogs on the way out, you useless fat cunt.