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There's nee way that should be a goal. The only one I could remember was the one against Sunderland. He won me £200 with one against Georgia in the last minute though for England edge of the 6 yard box. Was a controversial old one like that in the 70s / 80s that was always on MoTD from time to time. Coventry was it? Disallowed that one I thought?

Well crafted.

Aye that was it was a good few years ago. I'll see if I can find a pic later. I bet he's popular in Croydon, it's hardly an all white supremist bastion. The tattooist must have been creasing himself laughing while he was doing it mind.

ACAB Saw a bloke with a dotted line round his neck with 'Cut Here' above it as well. Not can tell the prison/borstal spot type ones a mile off. Apparently there's a fella in Consett got a swastika on his face as well. What about that nazi who was in the paper from Croydon. He got HI HITLER tattooed on his napa, because he didn't realise it was HEIL HITLER, stuck with it for life. How Kampf!

It's work related but it's got my juices flowing don't want to say too much about it. I just don't want to go somewhere grotty. Aye well all the best with it anyway!

ACAB Saw a bloke with a dotted line round his neck with 'Cut Here' above it as well. Not can tell the prison/borstal spot type ones a mile off. Apparently there's a fella in Consett got a swastika on his face as well. Had to leave the diocese in the end apparently.

Just messing. It's my way of being a nosey cunt and trying to find out some of the big four things that are happening for you this week. I'd guessed one was a lass after the 22 year old refernces the other week. Sounds like the one above is some sort of headhunting/job opportunity?

Your Thai bride jetting in Stevie?

Nicholas Lyndhurst.

Danny Dyer's various tv shows are some of the funniest shit going I saw that Did you happen to catch Danny Dyer on UFOs? Yeah ahahahahaha "this geezers tellin me sam nights you've millenium falcons aww over the gaff, I dwead the day it aww goes wight off wiv ET" "Some little gween man is havin a fackin' pike at 'him fru da window!" He's quality. Pipe though not pike. For some reason the guy turns into a fat Sean Pertwee at the end of the clip. Dyer lets him play the hero here but a jab to the kidneys and he'd stagger backwards and fall awkwardly over a chair tbh.

'It's not banter. Not now'

'Banter'

Yeah they were class against Man U tbf, two very good teams playing good football, I was impressed. So basically they won't be against us because they're not up to it every week . Man U are champions, they're just a good team that get beat away as often as they win. aye, so they are near the top of the league because they play shite every week What a prick. Perhaps if you read the sentence above the one you bolded you'll see that my point is that they don't play shite every week. Feel a bit sorry for you so won't pursue this one. pursue it if you like, I'll run rings around you. Remember when we were where they are, not so long ago, and you found it all so embarrassing ? Poor dear. Seriously though, you sound sad and needy trying to pick an argument with that so I'll let you off. You've literally lost before you start. And if you can't see that within the quote itself then I've already made a saving by not bothering arguing.

The Rising Sun, eh? You got a season ticket for the place? Not anymore, just signed up for weight watchers today :-( Good luck. People hammer weight watchers but I suppose it's an assistance and when you do want to 'cheat' you'll feel guilty about so have WW's to help. Some'll disagree, but you should still have a 'cheat' day every week n a half/ 2 weeks where you eat what you'd like. This'll prevent you chewin' doon on marathons or bountys in your pits of despair.(which will happen). Al the best with it. Agree ish with the cheat things. Normally when we get back from our weekly family pub night, a kebab was picked up on route. Now we just made home made kebabs with chicken so they are quite healthy, but still canny tasty. Problem is when you are on your arse all day like me, the diet has to be preety much stuck too. My mate who is a sparky can put loads of shit away but just burns it all off at work. The good thing with weight watchers is that the fact someone is going to weigh you once a week to see if you've been cheating, helps when considering temptations. You can also get to ww or slimming world for 24 weeks foc just by popping to your gp and getting a card from them. Saves about £100 plus. To be fair my metabolism will be a lot better than yours because I'm a lot younger and the older you are the more it slows down. However, I just can't get my head round people paying Weightwatchers or some other weight loss program to get them on track. Losing weight is as easy as putting it on by way of a tiny bit of intelligence. Exercise every day, don't eat more than 2,000 calories and you will lose weight without throwing money down the toilet. Going to the gym actually makes you happy as well and I bet membership is cheaper than there option, so IF YOU ARE suffering from depression it releases endorphins in to your brain which make you feel happier. I will never understand people giving weightwatchers money. The thing about the gym as well, if I burn 800 calories in the gym it means if I want to have fat bastard food, or go out and get pissed I don't put any weight on, as long as I'm regular. Very Good. Kicking mid 30's though so you are getting to that age where all these curries will start to mount up. Your also single as well which gives you a lot of freedom for extra activities such as five a side and the gym. The bottom line is a healthy diet and its pretty much that simple. Weight watchers is like the diet equivalent of patches for packing in the fags. The weekly weigh gives you that bit of extra motivation to stick to a healthier diet. (I would also refer you to the bit of my post explaining weight watchers being free for the first 24 weeks). You should give it a go. You might even find it a good place to make new friends and chat up women It's all starting to make sense now why you gan? With a wife and four kids Ive got more than enough on my plate, but getting Stevie fixed up and shagged would help him a lot imo. Story of your life I would imagine.

Yeah they were class against Man U tbf, two very good teams playing good football, I was impressed. So basically they won't be against us because they're not up to it every week . Man U are champions, they're just a good team that get beat away as often as they win. aye, so they are near the top of the league because they play shite every week What a prick. Perhaps if you read the sentence above the one you bolded you'll see that my point is that they don't play shite every week. Feel a bit sorry for you so won't pursue this one.

Three hour walks? You'd end up in North Yorkshire with that stride.

The Rising Sun, eh? You got a season ticket for the place? Not anymore, just signed up for weight watchers today :-( Good luck. People hammer weight watchers but I suppose it's an assistance and when you do want to 'cheat' you'll feel guilty about so have WW's to help. Some'll disagree, but you should still have a 'cheat' day every week n a half/ 2 weeks where you eat what you'd like. This'll prevent you chewin' doon on marathons or bountys in your pits of despair.(which will happen). Al the best with it. Agree ish with the cheat things. Normally when we get back from our weekly family pub night, a kebab was picked up on route. Now we just made home made kebabs with chicken so they are quite healthy, but still canny tasty. Problem is when you are on your arse all day like me, the diet has to be preety much stuck too. My mate who is a sparky can put loads of shit away but just burns it all off at work. The good thing with weight watchers is that the fact someone is going to weigh you once a week to see if you've been cheating, helps when considering temptations. You can also get to ww or slimming world for 24 weeks foc just by popping to your gp and getting a card from them. Saves about £100 plus. To be fair my metabolism will be a lot better than yours because I'm a lot younger and the older you are the more it slows down. However, I just can't get my head round people paying Weightwatchers or some other weight loss program to get them on track. Losing weight is as easy as putting it on by way of a tiny bit of intelligence. Exercise every day, don't eat more than 2,000 calories and you will lose weight without throwing money down the toilet. Going to the gym actually makes you happy as well and I bet membership is cheaper than there option, so IF YOU ARE suffering from depression it releases endorphins in to your brain which make you feel happier. I will never understand people giving weightwatchers money. The thing about the gym as well, if I burn 800 calories in the gym it means if I want to have fat bastard food, or go out and get pissed I don't put any weight on, as long as I'm regular. Aye-two hour window after the gym apparently you can eat pretty much whatever shit you want and none of it sticks because your body will just burn it up as fuel as it desperately needs it. Used to love that period after the gym, I'd scran anything in that time and not feel any guilt at all.

Dont think they would comment on the internet mate. What they going to talk about? Getting beat up by Sunderlands fans and smashing geordie pubs up? I was on a coach that was smashed up when nobody was on it by so called hard lads in Liverpool in 1974 You've got me there Leazes- how's that work? Sounds like one of those cryptic ones: I have a mouth but I do not speak I have a bed but I do not sleep What am I?

I find him funny. Well the Office anyway. One of my all time favourites. Not his stand up though.

We play you at the weekend that's why Spurs are being talked about, same as we talked about the Mackems pre-derby game. Fwiw I think Spurs have done it right and Levy has worked hard at it they wont 'do a Leeds' and Redknapp would put them into financial problems because I honestly don't think Levy would let him, and I know that was just coming from the scouser with a Newcastle obsession. And to be fair most of the thread was just Stevie and Rabit sharing a knuckle supper last night. Spurs will be relevant until ten to five this Saturday tbh.

Good post this. If it's their fault, see what you can get out of them.

Will have enough problems when the other kids clock her dad's trainers tbh.

Aye. The strips they were wearing when McDonald scored that iconic goal at Bolton were gorgeous. BBC vhs heaven for me man. That goal-one of those that you just don't even have the right to try. Thing is he'd always give it the verbals beforehand too according to my old man, which made it even better when his came off and he did exactly what he said.

Said this in another thread recently but if the away kits ever revert to yellow again they want to be with blue shorts like the mid 70's on a Brazil tip. Not green (or yellow for that matter).