manc-mag

All the best with this mate. I've had similar symptoms in the past and it took a lot of 'probing about' for them to make the diagnosis. Bad times. Turned out it was just piles in the end though. Good times!

Well he was occupying exactly the same fucking time and space as one of them after all.

That's the fucker. Couldn't remember it's name when I was watching Hard Eight. Very similar. Hard Eight's the better of the two though. Will give that a watch then, old son.

The Cooler. Canny good tbf.

I believe that's the technical term, yes.

Lad stayed at my house once with a gunshot wound to the foot. One of my sisters gangster fuckwit mates. It fucking stunk-it was literally rotting off as he wouldnt go to the hospital for fear of the polis. Nearly lost the whole leg eventually.

Fuckin hell, what kind of heat was he packing? A broomhandle mauser?

"Minor criticism - the eggs were too close to the beans. I may want to mix them, but I want that to be my decision. Use a sausage as a breakwater."

The thread title makes me imagine KK staring up Charlie's bumhole and coming away with a comedy black eye.

He might have been responsible for bring alex into the world but that's a bit harsh. Probably deserves the benefit of the doubt tbh. Are you calling my mother a slag? She's not a Magistrate too is she? Do you still want that ticket btw? Fuckin hell here we go, I can see where you get it from now-give them a bit of power and it goes to their bald heads. Jumped up little Hitler!

He might have been responsible for bring alex into the world but that's a bit harsh. Probably deserves the benefit of the doubt tbh. Are you calling my mother a slag? She's not a Magistrate too is she?

He might have been responsible for bring alex into the world but that's a bit harsh. Probably deserves the benefit of the doubt tbh.

My Dad's a magistrate and from what he tells me quite the opposite is true. Aye tbf in the case of virtually anyone they give umpteen non-custodial 'chances' before finally having to resort to locking them up. The prison system would melt down altogether if that wasn't the case. Can't believe your dad is a beak like. Jwtbh.

Wor lass and her sister had tickets for the Royal Albert Hall gig but now he's banged up I can kiss goodbye to my free pass for the weekend. The inconsiderate fuck.

Can't dispute this but it's zero consolation to me I'm afraid DW.

Beautiful run, moment of the game by a mile. Aye. In a fucking amazing game it was still the stand out moment and that says it all tbf. I went for a piss You didn't miss owt tbh.

Testify tbh. There's a pint with your name on it this summer with straight talk like that.

Basically bite my balls off tbh. You aint seen a media love in til you see a Man U Euro wank fest.

Beautiful run, moment of the game by a mile. Aye. In a fucking amazing game it was still the stand out moment and that says it all tbf.

For me it's a very simple equation-who can put Man U out. Liverpool have more chance than Arse (who would keel over against them) so I'll take tonight's result. That's saying something an all as I really can't stand the Scousers.

Oh, so you think a Protestant is better than me!?! Class!

If he was miserable while he was doing it I hazard a guess it's because he is a sit down wiper. Mole at the counter tbh.

Anything to add to that? Not really like!

Hope you had a good 'un mate!

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