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Meeting Tony Green perhaps? he does the pools panel, so Saturdays isn't the best day during the football season for him. We met Tony Green once before [just before I joined] but he are meeting him again. Suppose there is a chance he may get across but the lad who organises this hasnt' said owt. When I was a kid we used to play football at Kenton bank Foot, and Tony Green used to walk his boxer dog. Once when the ball went out near him, I went to get it, he kicked it back at me and said "go on Steve". Also got him to autograph my book "Cult Heroes", with Malcolm MacDonald and the author Dylan Younger and shook his hand too. There is a chance that John McNamee may come down to see us again, we met him last October, but we aren't sure yet. Wyn Davies will be great. Got some things for him to sign. 1969 Fairs Cup souvenir magazine, black and white top, programme from his derby game against the mackems which was my 12th birthday and we lost 3-0 ........ How did he know your name? It's funny that, Billy Askew used to live 100 yards from me, and I remember when we seen him when we were playin football, 2 hours after his debut against Brighton, we clocked him, one of my mates goes "you werent very good today Billy", then I abused his mackem accent. How respect for elders has been eroded through the years eh? He never had any boxers on though and he had a stiffy/that;s just the way he was walking. FYP

Fucking hell, how smug does the original post look now?!

Thought that Alex was a rose between two cunts last night. Hilarious to see that fucking caricature barrister fall at the first hurdle. Overall though thought the quality looked poor.

6-a-side......1-0??? wtf?

Hey, everybody's talkin' about the good old days, right Everybody, the good old days, the good old days....

Plastic tits are an abomination.

Redknapp is alright tbf and he was spot on sticking it up Gray. On the subject of celeb spotting I saw Redknapp and monkey hands in the bar half way up my building a couple of weeks back (the Sky lot stay in the hotel when there's a game on). Keys was dancing about with some right old boiler. Not wor lass before anyone cracks on.

Many Happy Returns you old bugger!

Cleveland Steamer

Liverpool are the worst. Gerrard has turned it into a dark art. He's a diving bastard an all-I don't know why that doesnt get picked up on more as it's easily on a par with counterfeit Ronaldo's.

RIP! 80??? Porridge is about 35 years old.....can't believe he was only in his mid 40's in that!

Welcome forum to the!

"He's got a head like a cabbage, Peter Ramage"

Gordon The Gopher to read the eulogy.

I can only imagine how much that euphemism is overdone in your South London loveshack.

Cool runnings reported in Kingston Jamaica, Mon.

Like shit off a stainless steel shovel here in Manchester

Came up with the concept for using them for global telecommunications iigc. (if i googled correctly) FYP

The Toon should probably be up there for general mong factor over the last 3-4 years.

No Steven Taylor either. Outrageous.

Touched a million hearts and a few kids. RIP.

As usual I am all over this like a cheap suit tbh.

Tell me about it! Looks like they're just going to have to! This is a fucking outrage tbh.

Isn't it £700 an hour she earned? Not bad if you can get it I guess. Think of how many tasers she could buy with that sort of money. Think of how many school books could be bought with the police protection already squandered on her. And remember they are "potentially lethal offensive weapons" in non-police hands, where they magically morph into "completely non-lethal violence prevention systems"........ despite already having killed 5-10 people in the UK through police use and 3000+ in the USA. Those figures sound reliable. The problem is if you get shot it's fairly easy to figure out what has killed you. Where as if you get tasered and then (for example) die of a heart attack or stroke or seizure a few seconds, hours or days later it's not so clear (although it may be just as much the act that results in death). Not surprisingly the UK police are rather keen to blame anything but being tasered in these cases. Yeah I did assume that'd be the explanation. In which case you should have said 'a minimum of five people' tbh. Or I could you put what I did and give you and Alex something to get erroneously erect about for 5 mins, thereby making your day and perhaps week. That's quite a range.

Isn't it £700 an hour she earned? Not bad if you can get it I guess. Think of how many tasers she could buy with that sort of money. Think of how many school books could be bought with the police protection already squandered on her. And remember they are "potentially lethal offensive weapons" in non-police hands, where they magically morph into "completely non-lethal violence prevention systems"........ despite already having killed 5-10 people in the UK through police use and 3000+ in the USA. Those figures sound reliable. The problem is if you get shot it's fairly easy to figure out what has killed you. Where as if you get tasered and then (for example) die of a heart attack or stroke or seizure a few seconds, hours or days later it's not so clear (although it may be just as much the act that results in death). Not surprisingly the UK police are rather keen to blame anything but being tasered in these cases. Yeah I did assume that'd be the explanation. In which case you should have said 'a minimum of five people' tbh.