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Cheers folks. Absolutely fucked at the moment like. Spewed up all over me carpet. Shut up you girl! Happy birthday, mate!

If Terry Mac was sacked so that Gazza could just do the cones and the booky runs, it would probably save his life.

Obviously you were wrong HF but just get over it man. tbf Smooth was wrong, but let's not split hairs. You both were. If we're being pedantic. Which we are. If we're really being pedantic, Smooth wasn't at all. I took the hit for the sake of a pun. ...which only I got. not that Alex is bitter.

Some queers burnt me club down, Leslie.

What use would a static one be like?

Do one you bald custard.

I just got that. Nobody else has though. Cowardly custard. Thought everyone got it. But only you laughed. haha...39 minutes! It'll be the Times Cryptic next I expect.

I just got that. Nobody else has though.

Can you imagine this, theres gonna be pensioners specials flying everywhere! Actually if he's done this in front of your bairn then you're well within your rights to have a few unambiguous words in his shell like when your little 'un isn't around. Nips it in the bud a lot better than it being potentially played out again when you're in there with the nipper in future.

Kerry Katona.....jesus fucking wept tbh. Has anyone seen those new publicity shots for her new (sky??) show...? I actually find them disturbing, especially the bus shelter size ones. I actually think that in her case she is mentally disturbed (unlike Jordan), but I still don't think that entitles the stupid bitch to be plastered all over the TV/adverts. Women buying Heat/OK have got a lot to answer for tbh.

Wouldnt touch her with a stolen dick tbf.

Football 'crews' blatantly the types of wannabes who wouldnt get anywhere in the sadly all too pervasive modern organised gangland culture. Carrying all this shit on at what is now to a large degree a form of family entertainment. Couldnt get any more sad iyam.

Stretford End Fags?

I can't tell you how much I want to click those links, but can't as I'm at work.

Fake tbh. Wouldn't have them in the house.

I'd fucking love your missus to read that! Especially on Valentine's day...you'd be out on your blacked up little arse!

You and Paul going to see an Angel on Valentine's day. It just doesn't get any gayer tbh.

Think it's one of the things the Toon (OK Gateshead in this case) does really well tbh - iconic regional landmarks.

"It's no joke, it's a rope, Tuco!" Peerless tbh.

Looks like Paul McCartney with that hair.

I like Prosecco if truth be told. Obviously wouldnt have the brass neck to palm it off as a Valentine's gift like.

Malcolm McLaren - Double Dutch

My last post in this thread I was only 27!

There's man love and then theres Muller Love (Mullah Love). I'll get me burkha.

fyp Wolfy........please tell me you thought Jimbo was serious when he said jazz movies?!