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As usual I am all over this like a cheap suit tbh.

Tell me about it! Looks like they're just going to have to! This is a fucking outrage tbh.

Isn't it £700 an hour she earned? Not bad if you can get it I guess. Think of how many tasers she could buy with that sort of money. Think of how many school books could be bought with the police protection already squandered on her. And remember they are "potentially lethal offensive weapons" in non-police hands, where they magically morph into "completely non-lethal violence prevention systems"........ despite already having killed 5-10 people in the UK through police use and 3000+ in the USA. Those figures sound reliable. The problem is if you get shot it's fairly easy to figure out what has killed you. Where as if you get tasered and then (for example) die of a heart attack or stroke or seizure a few seconds, hours or days later it's not so clear (although it may be just as much the act that results in death). Not surprisingly the UK police are rather keen to blame anything but being tasered in these cases. Yeah I did assume that'd be the explanation. In which case you should have said 'a minimum of five people' tbh. Or I could you put what I did and give you and Alex something to get erroneously erect about for 5 mins, thereby making your day and perhaps week. That's quite a range.

Isn't it £700 an hour she earned? Not bad if you can get it I guess. Think of how many tasers she could buy with that sort of money. Think of how many school books could be bought with the police protection already squandered on her. And remember they are "potentially lethal offensive weapons" in non-police hands, where they magically morph into "completely non-lethal violence prevention systems"........ despite already having killed 5-10 people in the UK through police use and 3000+ in the USA. Those figures sound reliable. The problem is if you get shot it's fairly easy to figure out what has killed you. Where as if you get tasered and then (for example) die of a heart attack or stroke or seizure a few seconds, hours or days later it's not so clear (although it may be just as much the act that results in death). Not surprisingly the UK police are rather keen to blame anything but being tasered in these cases. Yeah I did assume that'd be the explanation. In which case you should have said 'a minimum of five people' tbh.

Isn't it £700 an hour she earned? Not bad if you can get it I guess. Think of how many tasers she could buy with that sort of money. Think of how many school books could be bought with the police protection already squandered on her. And remember they are "potentially lethal offensive weapons" in non-police hands, where they magically morph into "completely non-lethal violence prevention systems"........ despite already having killed 5-10 people in the UK through police use and 3000+ in the USA. Those figures sound reliable.

Have they nothing better to do?

Clearly keeping the public safe from very, very reckless and dangerous behaviour. A bit like when they arrest some one for carrying a taser there are "taking a potentially lethal weapon off the street", yet when they USE one they are "using a completely non-lethal system to remove any chance of violence". Of course the number of people killed by tasers remains the same, and number killed due to police usage of them still remains by far the highest (in the UK anyway). Who the fuck mentioned tasers?

He's an international musician who's work takes him around the globe. Where does her infant daughter need to be jetting off to like?

Draconian football stadium legislation. Another thing we've got to thank the rioting Scousers for.

I actually think she has a mental disorder.

Bricking this. Strongly suspect we will lose.

Tony Woodcock must be turning in his grave.

I was laughing from that point....

Orwell 'unmoved' yesterday: "Fuck off, I'm dead!"

This guy blatantly wipes sitting down.

JJ is back on the booze!

She's ruined for normal men (and dwarves).

If you're losing interest in your lass I'll happily step into the breach mate, because I'm nice like that Step into it might be right as thats the only chance you'd have of filling that breach mate .....

Euphemism? "Euphemissed a bit" tbh. *guffaw* Just fuck off. I only wish my GP was this courteous.

"Fuck off you fat bitch!" I won't have them talking to their mother like that, it's disrespectful.

Euphemism? "Euphemissed a bit" tbh. *guffaw*

A printout of this thread will feature in Rico's inevitable sectioning under the Mental Health Act.

So the only direct quotes are those from Mort backing Keegan. Seriously, people need to stop buying tabloids and put the twats out of business. Ashley and Mort have underwhelmed spectacularly this season and the Allardyce/Keegan transition was pretty amateurish imho but at least they don't give the press the Shepherd-esque soundbites they so clearly crave.

QFT. What the fuck is this bitch doing with a career on taxpayer radio?

Well to actually get one of those smiles all you'd have to do is get selected in a safe seat then take the train and claim travelling expenses. Are you Bridget's Careers Guidance Counsellor by any chance?