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It'll have been Pud man. He'll have had his cock out at the keyboard, Ellie's walked in and he's just brushed the wrong button with his helmet as he's whipped it back in his pants.

He's 8 mile high that lad. He's gangster tripping!

This thread should rightly be re-branded 'Renton watch' tbf. Post any sightings and photos of Tyneside's Gordon Ramsay-a-like in here.

I was just being antagonistic tbf.

Not since Keegan left and not now until Keegan has returned?

How much of a fanny is Renton? I take it all back tbh. Board is infinitely better without his type.

3 big misses iyam (and obviously that's hard for me to admit in the case of Gemmill). Board has suffered for their absence. Everyone knows Gemmill sadly lost the use of his hands to vibration white finger, after years of using a pneumatic drill to open his wallet, but what is the story behind Renton and Oba's demise? Seems 2008 rolled round and Renton just never turned up to work. Oba went long before that.

One lump or two? "Sashays" Two. One in my throat and one in my pants. Fuck off you bastard!

Exactly!! Add Gemmill to this list.

I can literally see Coronation Street from my front window btw as one aspect of the flat overlooks the set. Binoculars trained on Sarah Lou when she sachets up those cobbles tbf.

I wouldnt touch her with a stolen dick tbf and I cannot believe she's found her way into SLP's ava!

Did they just clock him in there or were they following a lead?

Add Gemmill to this list.

wrote the theme tooon...sang the theme tooon du-do-do-doo!

In the Andy Kershaw case the judge ordered him to go back to the mainland to live with his mother. That'd be a former Radio 1 DJ in his late 40's. Quality!

ruff justice tbh.

'S'balding'

You reckon? yup I know. I rather thought you might. I'd kick your arse on the basketball court mind Basketball?! Fucking hell! This is a football thread, not a netball thread. Reminds me of that episode of the office where Finchy loses the pub quiz..."I'll name you a hundred things I can do better than them!" "Oh yeah like what....?" "Throwing!"

NSFW?

Turned up for the meal in his dinner jacket no less. 'Proper' diner tbh.

It's not for me to say, but I'll tell you who's fucking terrible like; Gemmill. Touch like a regsitered sex offender, with the shirt to match.

Bawan is absolute gash and I have always said this tbh.

Take it that was a hint for me to step in........ya shite Seriously, you're a good player, but like you said, if you got your fitness up you'd be twice the player. A bit of a mixture of a playing style like. Not to give you a big head but your passing is similar in style to someone like Gudjohnsen ie keeping it on the deck and can spot a good pass. Your shooting, however, ranges between Laurent Robert at his best and Laurent Robert at his worst Let's hope it's the Spurs game of 03/04 for you tonight. Personally I like to think im a half decent keeper. I played like Gudjonsen last neet yes. Aye, Bjarni Gudjonsson! Thanks for the flattering praise though. As for your ability in goal, for someone of 6ft5 you get down very quick, obviously its easier for little fat cunts like that keeper last night to get down, but you still do it well, but the advantage you have is you stand big till the last minute, and you are never beaten from a distance which is good. What a big headed cunt. Who hasn't played in the Northern League? I played in the Northern League, and FA Cup Prelims when I was younger. If I was going to write it in the style of the above minion I would say I'm playing at 30% of my compabilities right now. The problem I have is I'm a fat cunt, I'm not outstandingly fat, but I've always been athletic my whole life, and last 6 month fuckin 16st, I'm tall so you don't notice it as much, but oh dear. My football ability well I kick it like a professional that's not being big headed it's a fact, I think I have good balance for my size, can pick a pass long and shirt, good vision, know when to pass and dribble, strong on the ball, finish well, but..I'm a shit tackler, I give away so many free kicks, and all this is redundant at the minute anyway because my energy levels are so shit. Me for one. How did you see J69's post as being a dig at you btw?

There is a seriously average player inside me but he is held back by utterly shambolic levels of fitness

fuck me gently.