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Also, how selfish are lasses tbf? Just throwing that one in the mix.

First series was a bit over hyped iywmho. All apart from this element of it I mean: Awesome and a very talented comedy actress to boot! Watched a 'proper' series two the other night-Phoenix Nights back-to-back on DVD.

Fucking hell!

Aye, from last months. The Albert Luque similie was mine like.

I got a Polish mate who I play tennis with, he's on a scholarship actually, and I really don't know his name... he responds to Poland though, which is nice of him. Roland?

Class video man! Those handwritten name cards in the first scene and a slimline Freddie the twat!

FFS. Tyres from a scrap yard, how dodgy is that? One thing I would NEVER budget on is tyres, having been involved in a blow out at speed which could easily have been fatal. Always buy new, always buy quality, if you value your life. Err i think my hubby who has been a mechanic all his working life and builds and designs race cars knows that he's doing!! He also has a tyre fitting machine and does it all himself....i know which car I'd rather get in, ours or one thats had its tyres done at kwik fit (or such like) ??? You're having a laugh. Also, all you people that think you're new MOT means your car is safe? Bollocks.!!! ..hubby never uses our van or cars unless he's checked everything himself, What some garages pass as safe or just dont see is unbelievable! How can you properly tell the quality of a tyre from a scrapheap, pray tell? Even if, by virtue of being a mechanic, he can tell if a tyre is viable from a scrapheap, it's terrible advice for the average Joe on here! And what's this telling everyone else other mechanics can't be trusted! Are we supposed to drive down to oooh-arrr land to get hubby to check our tyres? The only way I can tell if a tyre is safe or not is by buying new and from a quality company. That way, two or three years down the line I still have a fair idea of what shape it's in. I'd rather pay a couple of hundred quid and be on the safe side ta. Tyres are not picked 'off a scrap heap' Cars that come in perhaps have had a slight knock but are written off by the insurance company are taken apart and good tyres (practically new) are kept, labelled and sold. You have to know what to look for and what makes....like you say hubby only buys what he knows are good qualitymake tyres. And no need to be sarky about people driving their cars down to my husband either Renton i only speak the truth when I say many mechanics/garages cant be trusted, its a sad fact I'm afraid, and the sooner people realise this the safer their vehicles would be. People are ripped off all the time....My advice would be take some time choosing where you take your car, ask around, look into things and talk to other customers. Have a good look at the garage and its health and safety practices and check out the mechanics qualifications. Oh and most of the people who work at kwik fit and the like have no formal mechanic's qualifications, they are trained to just fit tyres, some of them appear to be half wits too without the technical knowledge or experience to spot any problems with the car. Its cheap and quick yes, but not where i would take my car if you paid me! I wouldnt call Kwik-Fit cheap tbh.

Erm, no.

was it not from poodles or something ??? I used to tell my sister it was ice cream so she would eat it You make that sound like it was a continuing act. How thick was your sister ffs?

Done some research for you. Real name Estelle Skornik. Born 1971. Nationality Polish though resides in France. You can Google the pictures for yourself like. She'd be 36 now. For shame!

Oxymoron, Shirley? I think he meant 'sex case' tbh.

Ask Thierry Henry - he married her And ropey?! How very dare you! I meant the bint, not the bender! And Thierry Henry didnt marry Nicole-that was the bird who was swanning round in a mens shirt and nee knickers. I meant Nicole as in "Papa?" "NicoooOoOooOole!!!" Old skool! She must be in her 40's now.

Definitely looking a bit ropey these days, like. I wonder what Nicole looks like now?

I look like a right dick without a bit of stubble. If I can help it I'll go in work with one days growth.

hahaha in your face!

I remember having a sit down green as a kid, after a full day on those blue mouth sweets.

What annoys me though is i cant get to all of the hairs on the neck... so i have to shave them off anyways. What a poo i reckon. Yeah, I only shave my neck on my days off now, for that very reason. I can get all the hairs off, but it takes a while. I just shave my 'tache daily. Eh? So you have a hair-free top lip, but the rest of your face is covered?? What sort of a look is that? Toon Amish. Fucking brilliant

Wor lass however would tell me to fuck off. Aye quite right too. Imagine she was badgering you to take her to the match every week. Nightmare. I came home last week and mine was trying to change a plug. That was the last straw. © Peter Kay

Her fella gets enough of that every night.

Imagine the razors Gemmill must get through with that copper wire growing out of his face!

I shave downwards on my face and upwards on my neck with the chin/jaw being the dividing line. Perhaps I'm a freak though. Perhaps?

"It is crass for him to say a black West Indian [billy Doctrove, the other umpire at The Oval] was let off and he was a white man and therefore he was charged. "Mr Hair was the senior umpire and he literally took over that Oval cricket match. I was present there. There was only man that evening that did not want cricket to be played. [It was] a black spot on the history of cricket thanks to Mr Hair." Poor turn of phrase in the second paragraph Load of shite iywmho. They might not have had valid grounds to stop using him but you can bet your life that that decision was taken on the basis of his personality rather than his ethnicity. Agree about the money pay off issue too.

Where's the evidence of the discrimination (if any) being racial?

Means very little these league tables I reckon. Manchester United referred to there as 'United' I see in a non-regional press release. Just for a change. Usual bias at work.

By the way: ....pretty much sums this twat up tbh.