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Can you piss into the bog without splashing the floor?
manc-mag replied to Lazarus's topic in General Chat
Bit late to take it back now. -
Can you piss into the bog without splashing the floor?
manc-mag replied to Lazarus's topic in General Chat
I really should keep me mouth shut when im pissed, shouldnt i? You promised Luke you wouldnt mention the tea-bagging incident. -
Pele wasnt fit to lace Maradona's coke tbh.
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Can't hear that now without thinking of Homer playing the pinball game 'Devils Advocate' in the Simpsons I even did a google image search the moment I typed it but to no avail. Genius.
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Agreed on Fern Cotton. Edith Bowman has a good face for radio an all.
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I still don't. wtf!!!!!!!!1LOL1!!!!1
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That should have quoted Jimbo's post btw.
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I think that pre-supposes other cultures arent adapting though and fails to recognise where they have. In actual fact it's probably the case that they've adapted at least as much as 'ours'. Just one or two issues get highlighted repeatedly re where views are more entrenched. Not saying I disagree with the main thrust of your argument by the way, just thought I'd try to play devils advocate.
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Bollocks Maradonna himself said that he didn't know if he was better than Pele but without a doubt Di Stefano was Di Stefano played 6 times for Argentina, 4 times for Columbia, and 31 times for Spain, best ever in my book Di Stefano wasnt fit to lace up garrinchas boots tbh
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Can you piss into the bog without splashing the floor?
manc-mag replied to Lazarus's topic in General Chat
Take a floorboard to your arse? I'll bet you would an all. -
Hope that was picking up on my Alan Partridge reference earlier.
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Can you piss into the bog without splashing the floor?
manc-mag replied to Lazarus's topic in General Chat
I'm so disgusted with Moyles I couldnt even bring myself to post in the DJ thread. -
Can you piss into the bog without splashing the floor?
manc-mag replied to Lazarus's topic in General Chat
Chris Moyles has literally no redeeming features, and in the case of his face, no discernible features, the lardy arsed pile of wank. -
"...described as, and I quote "lovely stuff". Not my words, Lynne. The words of Sufjan Stevens"
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Can you piss into the bog without splashing the floor?
manc-mag replied to Lazarus's topic in General Chat
That actually doesnt surprise me. Latent transgender issues there. Can't feel right in his body. He was waxing lyrical about Daniel Craig's pecs the other day an'all. Wouldn't be surprised if he tucks his chopper between his legs and prances about shouting "Foof! I've got a foof!" when his girlfriend's out. Toontastic's very own Pete O'Burns tbh. -
It's not? Very well put tbh. For a bog trotter.
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Can you piss into the bog without splashing the floor?
manc-mag replied to Lazarus's topic in General Chat
That actually doesnt surprise me. Latent transgender issues there. Can't feel right in his body. -
Tell me how it's not, oh great wise one ?? You dont find yourself being held back by society due to pre-conceived notions of you purely on account of the fact you've had a brain tumour. Overlooked for jobs, that sort of thing. Leazes will explain that better. You don't die from being held back/overlooked for jobs. This isn't about offence/discrimination to a population or section of society at large it's about effect on an individual, and should that individual have to put up with it without comment. I'm not saying that the comment wasn't distasteful (it was), but to put it in an understandable context, one of the chants was laughing at a persons misfortune at contracting a brain tumour, the other example was laughing at a person for believing they are actually an inferior human being.
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Can you piss into the bog without splashing the floor?
manc-mag replied to Lazarus's topic in General Chat
I'm sorry....but it's getting more and more obvious Gemmill sits down for a piss. Even the best aims miss the target once in a while. A gypsies eyelash for instance can affect the integrity of the stream with disastrous consequences. Not a problem for Luke or Thompson I grant you. -
Thats the badger! Think i've got a new nickname for young Luke. By the way on the subject of 'Bush' (how apt), did you see the photos of that note he wrote to Condaliza Rice asking if he could take a bathroom break? He writes in a mixture of upper and lower case; the absolute hallmark of a mong! The leader of the free world ffs! I saw that in the ST yesterday. Aye, thats where I saw it-still fresh in my mind. I find it fucking frightening.
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Tell me how it's not, oh great wise one ?? You dont find yourself being held back by society due to pre-conceived notions of you purely on account of the fact you've had a brain tumour. Overlooked for jobs, that sort of thing. Leazes will explain that better.
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Thats the badger! Think i've got a new nickname for young Luke. By the way on the subject of 'Bush' (how apt), did you see the photos of that note he wrote to Condaliza Rice asking if he could take a bathroom break? He writes in a mixture of upper and lower case; the absolute hallmark of a mong! The leader of the free world ffs!
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Mate of mine reckons you can buy pubic wigs these days. Forgotten what he reckons theyre called. Think theyre sposed to be for lasses as opposed to blokes like.
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Aye. Agreed. It's ironic that you couldnt possibly coach what Warne has into any up and coming bowler, it's just pure talent, but it's fair to say their set up should always produce very capable cricketers.
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Aye...him and Thompson if you please. Probably shaving each others. I almost vomited all over my pubes.