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Should have been on the phone to the ICU telling them to get two beds made up tbh, you spineless tub of jizz.

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When we had Keegan I didn't realise that defenders were important Pretty handy for lobbing Schmeichel, but that's about it. Think Distan would be a good buy keepingin mind that he apparently rejected us to go to MAN CITY! He's been a revelation for them at home. I think he's shit though tbh. Given that FFS has splashed out so much money on midfielders and strikers why suddenly when we are in great need for defenders we dont. I thought that we didn't have any money and then suddenly we've spent £15mill on two player. Just a query http://howaythetoon1nufc.wordpress.com/ tbh

More likely to find him digging them up tbh. Fair bit older than him with her own kid in tow.

When we had Keegan I didn't realise that defenders were important Pretty handy for lobbing Schmeichel, but that's about it. Think Distan would be a good buy keepingin mind that he apparently rejected us to go to MAN CITY! He's been a revelation for them at home. I think he's shit though tbh.

When we had Keegan I didn't realise that defenders were important Common misconception, but we weren't actually all that bad defensively. You make a fair point. We were actually FUCKING SHOCKING.

I doubt Mark'd accept the apologies if offered anyway.

Thought Roeder was average at best though it was a shit team he captained I spose. I'd still start him ahead of Bumble like.

I am afraid weve already got one One?

The Chuckle Brothers at centre half.

It's a laughable scenario as we'd never win it but I can say I'd definitely take the CL and relegation. Incidentally I see Glenn has been going on about not understanding how we're doing well in cups (UEFA/League Cup) while doing so badly in the Prem. The explanation for this incongruous form is beyond him apparently. Well Glenn, the answer is very simply that teams take the Premiership more seriously and fucking try harder!!! Fortunately for Roeder he wont have to ponder this conundrum for too much longer as the further we progress through the cups the more seriously teams will start to compete and our league and cup form will be harmonised once again.

Odds on he'll get caught with his nob-end in that bottle and go from paedephilia to necrophelia charges. Allegedly. As an entertainer he knows no middle ground.

I think Noelie's actually gone further down this thought process than you. If you cut off his legs, then he'll be stood on his little stumps, with his cock just resting on the ground, kind of like a tripod. To me, cutting off his legs does not equate to leaving stumps though. The whole idea of it is broken. The impression I'm getting would leave little stumps, or are you going to sand him down to a smooth finish after you cut a perfect arc from his bollocks to respective hips? This may require pictures...actually this is surely a question for ChaCha. Maybe the problem is I'm thinking of this from my perspective. I could be described as a tripod without leg amputation. Pogo if you love the toon.

Has anyone ever opened a golfball up to get the ball of twine out the centre of it? They're wicked. I went through a phase of that, carving the casing off with a bread knife. I almost lost a finger doing it one day.

All over me like a cheap suit to be fair.

wtf? I prefer brandy sauce on mine.

Good point, at the height of Oasis' fame and success I always thought Liam was a tosser. However, the Liam clones walking about everywhere were far worse. There was even a lad at university who went the whole hog and as well as dressing, walking and having the Liam hair do he even affected a Manchester accent and claimed to be from Hulme. He was talking to me and a mate of mine in a bar once (the mate was a Manc) and he thought there was something amiss with his accent. Turns out he was from Sunderland. What a plonker. A lad at my school did the 'Liam metamorphosis' pretty much overnight. Proper Kafka-esque shit! The lads from Burnage (ie half the school) thought he was a right dick. As did the other half. And probably his mam and his dad I'd wager.

Has Medina started attending or summat? even then his statement would be debatable at best Precisely.

Howay! You must be knocking on 70!

Has Medina started attending or summat?

It's all why's and wherefore's tbh.

Are you taking the parlez vous there, Alex?

He wouldnt recognise you but he'd have a fucking good laugh all the same I'd imagine.

Gan on Zico man! Knack the fucker!