manc-mag

It actually occured to me while I was watching the Palermo match, no idea why, but noticing the effect it had on the girlfriend, I thought I'd better come on here and spread the love. I've not seen either film so I'm a bit confused. Do you mean to say you were biting your lasses nipples during the Palermo match? Shaving them tbh.

The bookie's-type pen? We talking about bogus prizes or your shortcomings in the trouser dept.

It's all awa their hands man. They can't help but notice it.

So does your breath. Basically you've been rumbled.

Bollocks. The comment you have just made is more ridiculous than ANYTHING I have ever come up with. Btw, Pele never did it a club level and was part of arguably the greatest international team of all time. Difficult to see where he fits in as an all time great imo. Oh and btw btw, it wasn't me that started this argument! Never done it at club level? Santos didn't win a trophy for twenty-odd years when Pele left them and were a poor team before he came through the ranks. Whenever Santos played the likes of Benfica, Inter, AC Milan and all the other European Heavyweights at the time in the World Club Cup, Pele ripped all of those teams apart several times, and in particular the Catannacio style of Inter and AC which was the style at the time. Brazil had also never won a World Cup until a certain 17 year old lad was the best player of the 1958 World Cup SIR. That sounds so Grandpa Simpson it's untrue. South American teams simply don't count, FACT. Class counter argument Renton son. Renton's old enough to be your fat diabetic dad.

It actually occured to me while I was watching the Palermo match, no idea why, but noticing the effect it had on the girlfriend, I thought I'd better come on here and spread the love. I've not seen either film so I'm a bit confused. Do you mean to say you were biting your lasses nipples during the Palermo match?

What if they're trying to deliver my prize winning car, holiday or plasma TV * though? *or other unconfirmed prize

Doesnt matter what colour it is tbh, they always get offended when you start trying to spray them with it.

Won the fucking world cup though to be fair.

In your case I reckon it was probably a quite deliberate attempt on your mams part to rub all your hair off. That pic of you in your pj's, man! It looks like they used to give you a glass of mercury to drink before bedtime instead of milk. Fucking weird.

I think he dropped of and came looking for the ball a bit more than usual which seemed positive and was heartening, but I spose it was completely ineffective if I'm to give the full appraisal. Right place at the right time for the goal and credit for that. See if he can kick on in the league now. Basically, he's on his last warning for the next five or six games and he needs to perform in all of them tbh.

It said on the Channel Five coverage that North East journalists were sat at a table, a knife was produced and they were told to 'produce their credentials'. I hope to Christ they weren't referring to journalistic credentials or they'd have ended up being posted back to the UK in envelopes, piece by tiny piece.

Lad I used to know said when he was a baby his mum was drying him off after his bath and rubbed his nipple clean off. ie it came off. He swore blind to this.

I'd love to see that appear as a caption beneath a listing for his show. Would love a sub-editor to sneak that one past his boss. Love it.

Delbert Wilkins in drag tbh.

Catmag likes Steve Wright, Brock likes Scott Mills. Both nails in the coffin if you ask me. As a DJ your career shouldnt be allowed to recover from endorsements as bad as either of those.

I don't think it would be too far from the truth to say that your mother, brother and cousin actually MEMORISE entire episodes of Terry Wogan's show! What was all that stuff again? "*insert name here* does." Something like that. Sarah Kennedy is a fucking muppet. Just starts talking and doesn't know when to stop, just keeps going on and on about something that has no relation to anything. Most stories revolve around her bliddy VW beetle which she calls "bot" or some such. And people emailing in with their stories which of no interest to anyone ever. It's enough to send you back to sleep. Better that than Moyles mind. *Gets to feet and starts applauding* WELL FUCKING SAID, MY SON! How the fuck is that mong at the top of the broadcasting tree? Wor lass loves his shows. She's sat there laughing like a dick as the red mist is descending in front of my eyes.

That is either a popshot or a cumsplat. I'm not gay or owt either.

Steve Wright was only funny in the eighties but then I think everything was funny in the eighties, so it's no reflection on him. He's fucking abysmal these days like, as evidenced by Catmag's unsolicited testimonial. Jesus wept tbh.

Not like you to actually admit to not having a clue about something you're passing comment on. I honestly haven't a clue what on Radio 2 - it is an unknown land to me - like knitting, gardening, motor bike engines, folk dancing etc etc I am not omnipitent - I just know a lot , partly from having lived longer than the rest of ya Omniscient tbh.

Ross Noble on the other hand.....

I love the way Viz lampoon him for doing all his corporate gigs, encouraging people to send in pics of him whoring himself on the after dinner circuit-and then advertise his DVD's on the next page. Class iywmho. Taking the piss out of him and taking money off him in the same issue. Having said that i think he's canny funny, and it's probably part of his sense of humour that Viz are takin the piss out of him in the same publication he's advertising in.

The end scene is absolute classic tbh. The banter is also quality throughout. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid is gash though.

tbh

Going in where?