manc-mag

Shearers ankle is now bigger than the club tbh.

Bigger than the club tbh. Proof.

Needs weights on either side, which you probably have to buy separately. Think you do the curl with your hands clutching the vertical bars within the middle bit. By the way, was it you that once said you were wanting to get into a club but you were worried about getting entry cos your 'arms were canny small'

Especially Newcastle ones. 123504[/snapback] Even ones we win-like the '55 FA Cup Final

Rentons throwing fivers around like Gemmil throws fifties.

Gemmill's got an arse like bigfoots sock tbh.

I once saw him briefly as he chased me through Durham town centre, with a lanky mong and a monkey hanger in tow.

I'm not sure tbh. I text a pic of my cock earlier and I've not heard owt back since.

Let's have the goods, Dave! PM!!!! What were you doing drinking in Hawarden anyway? Nice place for a pint mind! 120716[/snapback] I live in the next village down mate and its goat land (pro wrexham up there) so after chester won it was the only thing to do ,go and taunt the druids. I have sent a pm to two people on here already mate as Like I say if this is a wind up by one of his mates then I dont want everyone banging on that I posted a bad un. I will pm you thats the last one till I get me cash on. 120720[/snapback] Cheers....and nee probs if its a dud. I know theres no such thing as a cert unless you're actually in on something yourself but that sounds like its worth a tenner of anyones money. Got folks who live in Hawarden. Wrexham fans like as you say.

Let's have the goods, Dave! PM!!!! What were you doing drinking in Hawarden anyway? Nice place for a pint mind!

Toe sucking won't be on the agenda then I take it. Other than perhaps in some sort of twisted ice lolly type of thing. Personally I prefer Calippos 120637[/snapback] No but dick sucking might be if we can get SMO's lass involved at some point 120641[/snapback] SMO's 'lass' has a cock?! I've heard it all now tbh.

Why are you being carried by a bunch of tramps? I imagine you dance like Mick Hucknall, in callipers, on stilts btw.

Dancing round his man bag. 120588[/snapback]

Scott, are you in the seats or are you going to be standing and by implication, dancing?

2 months off sick!!! What did you have? Bullshit fever?

Absolute dogshit tbh! And thats the wankiest sig I've ever seen, you fucking perfect mong! 120527[/snapback] Who's your sig from again, Joni Mitchell? 120534[/snapback] You've just changed it havent you? Was something about fish of the sea talking the Breton language. Don't you be fucking calling me!

Absolute dogshit tbh! And thats the wankiest sig I've ever seen, you fucking perfect mong!

manc scum tbh

Under the thumb. 119833[/snapback] Fucking tragic tbh. 119844[/snapback] trent? kettle? pot? black? 120149[/snapback] pot brown tbh

Prefer pork drapes tbh, let more light in. 120052[/snapback] Strictly speaking those only describe the labia. You both need to eat more minge before posting again on the matter tbh. 120055[/snapback] Yup, you were right, although our admin lass is none too impressed. Thanks a lot! 120066[/snapback] badly packed kebab?

Prefer pork drapes tbh, let more light in. 120052[/snapback] Strictly speaking those only describe the labia. You both need to eat more minge before posting again on the matter tbh. 120055[/snapback] So why don't you give them some tips or suggestions? Maybe their lack is simply something to do with technique. Go on. Cunnilingus- performance enhancing tips by Manc-Mag. 120059[/snapback] Basically wor lass locks me in a cage for three days, starves me, then covers 'herself' in marmite tbh. I'm like a rat up a drainpipe. Nose first.

Prefer pork drapes tbh, let more light in. 120052[/snapback] Strictly speaking those only describe the labia. You both need to eat more minge before posting again on the matter tbh.

axe wound or if you're really lucky......paper cut. tbh

Agreed. I've stood staring at them in the supermarket, deciding whether to chance it, but they all sound rank. Particularly the sweet chilli ones - I love sweet chilli sauce but not on beans, for Christ's sake! 119986[/snapback] Well played that man! Meenzer's tried them all....can anyone imagine the state of his ring?!