Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Alonso over half a second faster than anyone else so far.

Stop reading the sun. Or any of the red tops. It's the number of otherwise relatively intelligent women that immerse themselves in trashy gossip mags every week that amazes me. Woman are the cause of nearly all world problems. Especially one's that collect shoes. Women and religion.

Stop reading the sun. Or any of the red tops. It's the number of otherwise relatively intelligent women that immerse themselves in trashy gossip mags every week that amazes me.

This. I've got a TZ-5, it's a cracking little camera.

Nail on head. Last World Cup it was the NotW marketing themselves as England's official World Cup paper whilst at the same time setting up the fake sheik sting. The red tops are all repulsive.

He's back:

I'm surprised we've added bodies to the squad and not lost anyone. However I voted same old shite because (i) we haven't bought a creative centre midfielder, and (ii) I'd rather eat cold poison than give any credit to the current regime.

You'll be telling me you felt sorry for Ken Bigley next. The reason contractors in Iraq get a shitload of danger money is because its fucking dangerous. No-one is making them go there, just their greed.

Was it his mum who was done for shoplifting or something as well? Yes. It's not the News of the Worlds fault. If they didn't behave like feral underclass scum they'd have nothing to report.

Was thinking that myself - presume it's not attached to the rear wing as I can't see any aerodynamic advantage in doing so... Neat exhaust system as well It looks like it might be:

Is there anything solid behind this story, or is it just speculation to this point?

For comparison purposes:

A Braun electric shaver has been one of my best ever purchases. Good piece of kit.

aye. Scientifically measured using the 'Stacey Slater' Scale.

Whose bird has he been banging then?

Whiteout in North Yorkshire/South Durham at the moment.

How far does that engine cover extend?

It's not that bad but around there just attracts a lot of chancers, junkies, etc. No worse than Kings Cross tbh. Also, a lot of the tacky, rip-off places are round there to catch unsuspecting visitors stumbling off the trains. Coffee shops, bars etc. tend to be shit tourist traps there too. Is Teasers still there? jwtbh.

So who would you start and who would you bench and risk pissin off? I wouldn't be overly bothered about pissing any of them off, none of them are world beaters. Who would be interested in them who's bigger than us anyway?

It's not that bad but around there just attracts a lot of chancers, junkies, etc. No worse than Kings Cross tbh. Also, a lot of the tacky, rip-off places are round there to catch unsuspecting visitors stumbling off the trains.

Nipple pads.

Ringing tone is Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger and the text alert is the little percussion noise used between the scenes on Peep Show. Previously I've used Sex Pistols:Pretty Vacant, Joy Division: Transmission, The Strokes: 1215 and Fleetwood Mac: The Chain as ringtones. I used to have a clip of KK saying 'I will love it if we beat them' or 'Woop, Woop, sound of da police' from KRS-1 for texts. It's on 'beep once' 99% of the time now

I can remember walking past a nightclub near the red light area called Cockring You'd fit right in.