Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Hull are supposed to be after him too.

"He's past it"© Glenn Roeder 2006 Another body is welcome, he obviously has loads of experience but what's he got left in the tank? And is this a signal that Taylor might be on his way?

Check your PM's. Balls.

Check your PM's.

Are you from N-O? I'd make her buy me a drink then do her in the toilets. Up the bum. I would smash his face into a car windshield then take his mother, Dorothy Ashley, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

Some of the roads from the Top Gear best driving roads episode are listed here: http://www.redlineblog.com/top-gears-world...road-in-detail/ I can't remember if they liked the Stelvio Pass or the Davos to Stelvio road best, but if you watch Dave for more than three hours you should find out

If he does show his face, hopefully someone will throw ammonia in it.

what about jurys inn? few of my mates were there last weekend said it was pretty decent I've only been to one Jurys Inn, in Glasgow. It was ok, about £80 iirc.

The travelodge on the quayside is about £50 on a saturday. It's basic, in need of a re-fit and can be a bit 'lively' at weekends but you can't fall off at the price.

How much do you want to spend?

I would imagine so. Unless you want more than 20000.

Course you do Daveeed. Now back in your box.

Story behind KD's sig picture: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cronulla_riots

If Harper is fit you can guarentee Hughton will start him, and continue to do so regardless of his form in games, just as you can bet we'll see Butt back in the team as soon as they can shove him in there because he has experience and to them that is always best. I did read an interview with one of our players, may havebeen Smith, who was saying Harper might not be fot for Sat as you have to give it a week or so after that kind of head injury just to be safe. If so we may yet see Krul get another game and if he's the star again the pressure to keep picking him will hopefully build. If he's the star again a trickle of enquiries will turn into a torrent.

Do we get any more money with Milner making his full England début? Or is that sort of clause far too sensible for the oafs running our club?

Two more for Defoe, Owen will be kicking himself (then out with a bruised two for a couple of weeks).

TBH no,but they are both internationals,captains of their respective countrys,come highly rated and must be better than Whithead and the Noz,so onwards and upwards...slowly,slowly... Bruce had a decent record at Wigan for finding unheard-of's that settled straight away in the prem.

The Dave Gorman one was canny shite. Bog standard radio listener emails. The Frankie Boyle one however is class. It's just him trying out one liners for upcoming episodes of Mock the Week. Some of it's crap, but lots of it is in brilliantly bad taste that the BBC would cut if he used them in the show. Another bonus is you don't have to put up with shite impresssions from Hugh Dennis or slow shouting from Andy Parsons. Hope there's more to follow soon. Is it free?

Let me get this straight, you'd prioritise having sex with beardy men in turbans before you looked at (and nothing else) naked ladies? No wonder you're shit with women. "Coming up to bed love?" "Nah I'm off to the local Mosque with a ten pack of johnnies. Don't wait up. " Aren't turbans for Sikhs? [/pedant]

Tom man! you can`t call standing around with your hands in your pockets "Dancing" man... You can in indie clubs.

Buckfast sales set to rocket around the Burley residence tomorrow.

Andy Murray crying into his deep-fried mars bar.

Rooney now looks the same age as the grannies he used to like to bang.

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