Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Fucking hell

Righto. An experienced tagret eh?

I fancy that. Well they're 9/4 now so tough shite.

Well they're connected to Milan, the biggest name in Italy, Madrid, the biggest name in Spain, so it's obvious why they want to add us to their portfolio.

Agreed. She's only on because she ticks the female, ethnic minority and plus-sized boxes in one hit. I do. I've seen loads over the years. I'd also agree that sometimes someone who you don't think is top class on tv can be very good on stage.

Gaffer tape bin bags shovel

Copy of Nuts/Zoo (I'm assuming supermarkets don't sell proper jazz mags) Tissues A honeydew melon

But a car IS a domestic appliance FFS - its a machine that they turn out by the million for getting from A to B and Henry Ford turned it into a mass-good 90 years ago You'd think anyone who "customised" their washing machine was weird; I logically extend that to petrol heads Jeremy Clarkson wrote a book called 'I Know You Got Soul' about how certain machines became more than a sum of their parts. You'd fucking hate it.

Cunts board.

Just been discussing on TMS how often an opener gets himself out cheaply due to frustration after the other teams tail-enders have been knocking it around. Lets hope so

400 up, Swann having a field day!

Broad out for 19. He was looking positive as well. 355-8

Bishop donated three players to Man United after the Munich disaster.

Yep, 400 should be the first target, then lets see what our bowlers can do.

Throwing his wicket away after getting his eye in? KP? Surely not.

England 97-3 at lunch

How many others have won the title with two different clubs? Clough. Any more?

Leather ball: casey plastic ball: flyaway footy The swerve you could get (unintentionally) with a flyaway in a slight breeze was ridiculous

Nicely done Pud. Now where is my password?

Where are you getting the Chile 62s from Tom? Could do with a new pair myself. Have to be in brown of course. Dunno I've got brown Gazelles at the moment, maybe have a change?

Where are you getting the Chile 62s from Tom? Could do with a new pair myself.

Cracking documentary about '05 on Channel Five now.

You're wasting your time talking to Rob about this Craig. This is a man who thinks of cars the same way he thinks about domestic appliances remember, he has no empathy for machines or engineering. Interesting stuff btw, hope they get it up and running.

The Seat Leon is a good car. Decent looking, good value, Volkswagen mechanicals.

Where have I heard that before?