Dr Kenneth Noisewater

But on the plus side, he's been the driving force behind Euro-NCAP which has done tremendous work in improving road safety, and he did keep five prostitutes occupied for four hours which is good going for a 67 year old

If she thinks getting them lasered off is going to be a walk in the park she's in for a shock.

Can someone recommend a free and easy-to-use piece of photo-stitching software.

I love Keegan. Proper love him. He's done more for my team than anyone else in my lifetime. I kind of agree with J69, that the whole world would rip the shit out of us but fuck them, who cares what they think? But on the other hand the pressure and media glare would be that intense, just goading and waiting for him to blow up that it would have a detrimental effect on the side. I think our best option is to see what happens with Shearer. If it works out, great, if it doesn't we can move on. No one else can succeed here until Shearer has failed.

Bah, humbug.

A trip to Le Mans is more about soaking up the atmosphere and enjoying the side-shows rather than the race itself I'm led to believe. About 90000 Brits go every year so there must be something about it. Magny Cours is in the middle of nowhere and even the French don't like it, so that wouldn't be a race I'd choose to go to. Apparently agreement has been reached to reduce spending to early-90's levels within two years. I'll miss Max, I've got a grudging respect for the dirty old bastard.

It's a migraine made polyester

I watched the Graham Hill one, what great character he was! I didnt realise Damon was as old as he was when Graham died, and what a shocking way for him to hear about the plane crash whilst watching TV He certainly was a character. The land speed record one was called In Search of Speed: The Battle of Bonneville but it's not on iplayer for some reason.

Who was the Ferdinand one against where he got the ball around half-way and simply outpaced and overpowered anyone who tried to get close, was it Everton?

Typical of this club to get is so frustratingly wrong. We all remember the traditional yellow & green away kit, the Northumberland colours, so lets make the new away kit yellow & ............pale yellow

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/tv/bbc_four The Graham Hill one is on here, its called 'Driven'. There is also a one on Jim Clark which might be worth watching.

There was another good documentary on BBC4 last week about the different characters trying to break the land speed record in the sixties, and another one about Graham Hill. Most enjoyable.

There were some good battles (the Alonso/Hamilton one particularly), they were just miles down the field.

That's a lot of money for a rightback. Not many of them are game-changers are they?

They've lost the SPL rights too:

I never realised what a tiny part of the Saturn V the command module was.

Looks like it was Schumi's own car.

Undoubtedly.

He did obliterate the 'Power Laps' time though. Fantastic bit of engineering, the "Tornado". Think I'll try and book my Dad a trip on it.

Well I didn't see that one coming. I guess Ferrari must've sent him over with the FXX.

I doubt it. Surely anyone who wants to know who he is knows already anyway?

There is a free program called Zsoft Uninstaller which might be worth trying.

How much does the kiddie-Hammond look like the real one?: Back tonight.

I'm not sure who was inserting what into whom, but someone was getting their 5-a-day.

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