Dr Kenneth Noisewater

You're not llambias are you Deadman?

Nowt like him then?

And Gomis before in the past (if you're referring to Bafetimbi).

FYP

If everyone's fit he's definitely one of the weak links but I think that's a bit harsh. I think Danny Simpson has shown his defensive frailties and attacking limitations, especially in the 2nd half of the season actually and he benefits from playing in a much less crucial position. I suppose where Williamson plays makes any weaknesses a bigger issue though. I think you could argue whoever we have starting upfront is at least as bad too, and that's just as important a position (unless you counted Nolan or, ideally, Ben Arfa playing as a no. 10 / in the hole). Either way you'd still have Shola or Best as the CF. Simpson's recent shitness makes the centreback's job tougher also.

I've stuck up for Williamson in the past, but he's been playing like a fairy recently. Hope he hits the weights over the summer.

Can anyone remember how well Andy Cole had done at Bristol City before we bought him? Cole was an Arsenal 'reject', iirc, so there's no certainty in how things really are when players are young. As for Wickham, he could be one of those who actually flourishes when put into a good team (do NUFC fit into that catagory?). And then, to counter my argument, there was Chris Armstrong (someone tell me if I've got the right name, as I'm not certain) who we bought from Palace, who looked like he would step up but didn't - and he was coming into a good team. I guess it's all a gamble really. Therefore, I don't think the lad will be coming here - not for £10m anyway. There was a Chris Armstrong (who was a Geordie) that played for Palace. We were linked but never bought him? Who else could you be thinking of?

Young + English + highly-rated = bidding war = he won't be coming here End off.

You give the ladies what they want, they give you what you want

Not forgetting Mr Ambrose.

Spoils a decent walk in the country imo.

Seriously, why are you bothering with this shit?

Champagne Cranberry juice Lemonade Strawberries Grapes Quiche Bread & cheese Mini pies / sausage rolls Crisps Haagen-Dazs praline Fudge brownies / cup cakes

She's sinking:

As if Inverness Cali Thistle beat Celtic. 'Gers back in pole position.

Aye, keep me in the loop Stevie.

He's not all bad then. MASSIVE SAFETY

Is this what The Wynner did to him?

PM me up someone.

Physioroom has him down as 'knee injury - no return date' I'd like to think if he's 50/50 to play against us he'd prefer to miss out. I don't suppose that's how top pro's think though. Shearer was delighted to score against us on returning from injury for Blackburn wasn't he?

Best not let the bairns hear this news, eh?

I can't abide Holloway, and his bumpkin act. If they stay up by a point due to our sloppyness today I'll be pissed off.

Quite correct my cup-wary friend: