Dr Kenneth Noisewater

"We've got Graham Carr, We've got Graham Carr, when it comes to unearthing European players for moderate fees he's the best by far" Granted, it needs a bit of work.

Why is Graham Carr getting lots of props atm? But seriously...... The guys working his nuts off so we'll see what happens in the summer. Not to say the powers that be will automatically take his recommendations, however if he did introduce Tiote to the board (I know KK gets a few mentions for that on here), then Im sure Ashley will fully back the man. Are we the first club to have a 'trophy scout' then CT? You should pen a few chants for him, should be easy for you with your marketing background.

Think quite a few on here, myself included, slated Roeder for taking Clarkie on as a coach

Beware paranoia Leazes.

The one that was found not guilty was a private prosecution, this'll be a criminal prosecution.

If there is evidence there, they should by tried. That's what justice is all about isn't it? I presume the Crown Prosecution Service must think there is a case to answer or it wouldn't have got this far. And if they are guilty I hope they rot.

I wonder what direction Joy Division would've taken if he hadn't passed away. Would they have been into the electronic side of things as much? Or the Ibiza scene?

Halkaline jews are the exact opposite

I see Avram Grant has been offered a new contract. 300 minutes and 500 texts.

Fucking beggars belief When was the last time you were privileged to be in St James whe we stuffedour local rivals 5-1 ? How long before it happens again? The infamous chicken dance? Come back from 4-0 against Arsenal with 30 minutes to go ? Tiotes volley? Give your head a shake !!!! Give over CT, you're either stupid or just winding him up. Two games don't make a season, in fact 2 games are nothing, however spectacular they may be. The season is 38 games, and there are 2 domestic cup competitions on top of that. Don't be a daft old git! When I'm on my deathbed I will still remember Alberts chip and the other 5 goals but I won't be able to recall what season it was or what else happened. Likewise Nolans overhead kick and Tiotes volley. They are the moments football is all about. Er...

Don't keep me hanging dadoon.

Just got back from the World Erection Championships. Got as far as the semi's. The competition was stiff though.

We're on Talk Talk and I can't stand it. Our connection was at 2mbs but was really unstable (kept disconnecting when trying to do anything too streneous) so we contacted them about fixing it. Rather than doing anything, they just gimped our internet to 500kbps. They're a big pain in the arse when dealing with them. I was with Tiscali, so we got 'took over' Mind, our connection is pretty good and very reliable. But I was still paying the old £15 charge which I realise is ridiculous nowadays! So whereas I used to pay £16.90 BT rental and the £15 Broadband, I will now be paying £19 something to TalkTalk for both, so I've saved £12 a month. But the email is always down, its pissing me off no end now My talktalk was off all day on sunday, (broadband and phone line). Other than that they've usually been alright. I think there is some clash with their webmail and firefox though TR, try opening it in Chrome or IE.

The were top of the old first division at one time weren't they?

I don't think Chez would say the glass is half-full or half-empty. I think he'd say the vessel is twice as big as it needs to be.

That's one thing I'm very positive on.

I feel the need to apologise to acrossthepond. My posts tend to be comma-heavy; I didn't realise the suffering I was causing. Hey, no commas! D'oh!

This. *Although I will make an exception for Torquay if TR is reading.

Done his hamstring hasn't he?

What if you were a hard-assed bitch, medically trained and with cold, dead eyes? Just as a example.

As long as you do it in your own home, its fine. If you take one out on the streets though, its a different matter.

Why do you think it wasn't one of the parents Chez, bearing in mind 80% of murder victims know their killer and 16% are related to the murderer?

Has there ever been any firm evidence about this 'suspected paedophile ring' Chez?

The running total on occasional gems is two. The pressure is to find them again this year and every year after. If it was easy everybody would do it. Just because Graham Carr hit the jackpot last summer does't guarantee he'll do it again. Remind me how many first team games Vuckic, Ferguson and LuaLua have played for us. Their combined goals & assists must be, oooh, none isn't it?