Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Set the trend for v-necks plus shirt & tie (along with Chrissie Hughton) which kept me warm at work last winter so fair play to him for that.

I was feeling sorry for him until: "What's your charge?" "Murdering my ex-girlfriend. But I'm going to plead insanity" O-kay then,

I was feeling sorry for him until: "What's your charge?" "Murdering my ex-girlfriend. But I'm going to plead insanity" O-kay then,

Gazelles are class like.

Take a stab in the dark DEADMAN.

Have a good one Ant

Real Madrid, the place Newcastle send their rejects ... From Harry Redknapp's comments about Woodgate it seems the player is looking for a pay as you play contract. Couldn't hurt, he's still incredible whenever fit enough to play. Apparently he might play today against Birmingham, Redknapp giving him a chance to show other clubs that he's still alive. If he gets injured today I'd guess its career over then. He's not played for two seasons has he? I'd echo what others have said about him being the best defender we've had in my lifetime btw. And despite his nickname at t'leeds being 'Village', I think he always comes across as an alright lad in interviews. Keep him away from the Dickens Inn in Boro if he does come back up here though.

He'd have to go on income support.

Came through boro's academy didn't he? I know when he didn't make the first team there he went to Carlisle where he found his feet. I haven't seen a lot of him, but is there a chance he's like Chopra; ie good at Championship level but not quite up to it in the PL?

Confirmed. Absolutely diabolical.

The sun is at a lower angle in the sky in winter and creates more glare so that's allowed. Sunglasses indoors however... While we're at it.... lasses wearing pjyamas and baked-bean can sized rollers in their hair while shopping in Tesco. WTF is that all about? Yeah, taking their kids to school in 'jamas & slippers with a coat over the top. Shameful. Didn't Tesco try to ban it btw?

The sun is at a lower angle in the sky in winter and creates more glare so that's allowed. Sunglasses indoors however...

Well, any team supported by rioting ticketless scallies. Worst supporters in Europe: OFFICIAL http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/footbal...ort-451610.html

I used to like Lush as well. 'Single Girl' and 'Ladykillers' were tremendous '90s singles. The drummer commited suicide didn't he?

Was hoping for a 'Yes Gemmill'

You'll like this thread Jan: Clicky

Cyclists who ride on the road when there is a cycle lane on the path. Out the fucking way non-road-tax-paying-non-insured scum.

Women who think starting a nine means coming at nine (or just after), then doing their hair /make-up, making a drink and gossiping til about twenty past.

Isn't Andy Cole the strikers coach there too?

Same as Sunday really, but not hungover. Last few months have been some of the best for years, for loads of reasons, the day is coming (well in about 10 years like) where am as rich as CT. I'll have to reach Branson first before I get to CT like. Going on two hols this year, but I tell you what it is, I'm gutted the season is over on Sunday. GUTTED. Nee WC or EC neither. However may have a ticket for the CL Final yet it's not a freebie though, I find out on Monday. I hate summers without a major tournament. I like cricket and F1 but its not the same. I quite like the idea of having all the qualifying games in the non-WC/EC summers.

Weren't the Met found to be 'instituutionally racist' in the investigation into their original handling of the case?

Blymee Sammy, that's rolled back the years. Was partial to 'Kinky Love' back in the day, remember it being on an indie compilation tape I used to play to death.

Thanks for the recommendations Leazes, Alex & TP. I shall look into your suggestions. One more proviso: not too many characters, I'm shite with names.

Attack the Block for me tomo, I'm expecting it to be plop but will report back either way.

You've got to be on the wind-up. You remember the t-shirt, right?