Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Shame Bobby insisted on playing Distin at left-back for most of his loan here.

Moore.

Strong amphetamines judging by most of his 'optimistic' posts.

Aye, because "he didn't realise Birmingham was so far away"

What's wrong with a plain green goalie's top btw? Hardly anyone buys them so it can't be a commercial thing.

Celebratory cheeseburger binge?

Geordie aggro Geordie aggro hello hello!!!!! Maybe I am a moaner, but am not a moaning cunt, and surely if one person laughs at someones moans, then it's still a positive! Whereas there are people on here who just moan and that's it. You think right pipe down. My favourite film Trainspotting, is one dark big moan about all aspects of life, but it's also the funniest film in history cos it's "black humour", and I can't understand anyone who doesn't appreciate black humour. Appreciation of black humour or gallows humour is a very British trait, something we should embrace & be proud of.

I'll be scraping your life from the sole of my shoe toni-i-ght.

Nowt wrong with passionate bile - it's my mantra to get through life combined with sardonic contempt for 99.99% of people. Guilty as charged your honour. Is it that you get snobbier or wiser as you get older? Was it you saying that new people you think are cunts till proven other wise, I can be like that to a point, but there are people I can meet and like them after 20 seconds at the same time. Yep, that's another one of mine A lot of it is that I can't be arsed to make the effort with new people, although like you, I occasionally find someone I click with straight away and know I'm going to get on with. EDIT: I can be snobby at times, but I try to stop myself going to far with it. Life's better if you just laugh at a situation instead of looking down your nose at it.

Nowt wrong with passionate bile - it's my mantra to get through life combined with sardonic contempt for 99.99% of people. Guilty as charged your honour.

Thanks for the heads-up Alex, they are tremendous.

We used to play two games with a tennis ball, Scotchie and Kingey. Trying to remember the rules...

Sniffer lol'ed at something this week. I almost fell off my chair.

It does say 'small time' in the title tbf. BTW at Dr K's instant demonstration of knowledge re Beardlsey's cock. I suppose his username is named after genitalia tbf. I was seriously considering 'Pedro's Pecker' as my username with that pic as an ava at one time. I still may do in the future.

Probably stays at the Travelodge on the quayside, tight bastard.

He became £35m richer in one day at the end of January. Reckon he'll still spend less than £10m (net) in the summer.

Howay the Bay, Won it 3-2. Do they get to keep the cup now?

Erm, no:

Need to break the 'being lazy & eating too much junk' habit sharpish. My beach holiday is in just over six weeks.

Nice one Darlo, Howay the Bay tomorrow. Let's have a North-East Wembley double.

Wants 'resting' til the end of the season now. It's something he's going to have to work on, its getting ridiculous.

The one in the middle is Rhys Williams I think, who will have left before the start of next season. The sponsor (once they eventually found one) is a local pawnbroker. I'd quite like us to have a red & yellow striped away or 3rd kit at sometime, to represent the flag of Northumberland.

What's wrong with red numbers like? (And don't say because the tramps have got red in their kit).

FYP.