Dr Kenneth Noisewater

I'm not big enough to be trolly dolly for the CLoggies man! Jonah Lomu might be the right size............. Ooooooh! Claws away you bitch

I see your Private Island Beauties and I raise you a Realdoll.

Looking like a Stoke - Citeh cup final. Another no-mark club to win a trophy in my lifetime whilst our cupboard remains bare

Don't know how ya work that one out he played pretty much 50% of that number and got nowhere near 40goals feck sake took him 8 years at liverpool at his peak to get <120 goals. Over rated, always was always will be, #of times 20goals+ in the league = 0 #of times 30goals+ in all comp = 0 In terms of goals scored per £ paid Alan Smith is a far, far worse signing than Owen.

How could I forget Stephane Guivarc’h...... How much was Pistone? Or Maric?

What's happened to Mancy? He's not been on here for almost a month. Not sure of the specifics but he's alive and well. Forgot the url again then.

What's happened to Mancy? He's not been on here for almost a month.

We are only missing Nolan and Barfa from our strongest 11 fish. I think thats a pretty strong team out. Not strong enough to beat an in-form Man U though. You never know on the day...we seem to up the anti against the big sides. I just have a gut feeling that we will battle hard and get something out of the game...either a 1-1 draw or a hard faught 2-1 win. I'd be delighted with a draw. (Up the ante btw).

He's a puppet!

We are only missing Nolan and Barfa from our strongest 11 fish. I think thats a pretty strong team out. Not strong enough to beat an in-form Man U though.

Aye, I think that's what it's called. It's ruddy superb. Every time I go to York I have to pay it a visit. Did you eat in the bar upstairs? You can get this beef in Belgian beer casserole served in a hollowed-out loaf; tremendous. The kitchen is so small they can only prepare three meals at a time though.

Amen to that, brother. Did Phil used to be PhilK on the old board?

Evil Eye? I dunno, I'm assuming it was this one: http://www.yorkbeerandwineshop.co.uk/beers...e/contents.html Although that would top things off nicely if I had the wrong shop anyway... You had the wrong shop. Are you on about The Bottle / House of Trembling Madness 2J?

I'd be fucked if I couldn't take ibuprofen, the 400mg ones are the only things that touch my headaches. EDIT: glad you're on the mend btw SpongeBob.

Someone was threatening to throw themselves off the High Level a couple of Sundays ago when I was passing. Samaritans trying to talk him back over the barrier. Looked like he'd had a few. Didn't hear any more about it so I assumed it was a cry for help and they got him down.

I don't think he liked been rushed back for the Everton game, he hasn't been the same since. Body language not right at all.

just had the same, you and my ma' must have watched the same programme How are those suit trousers feeling?

Sounds like a belated April Fools...

Three men were spotted in the Riverside last saturday afternoon. Police wish to speak to a S. Gibson, a K. Lamb, and an as yet unidentified third suspect.

good summary To be honest I think I was a lot more diplomatic than I should've been, it's not my job to explain to a NUFC employee for 18 months, what is acceptable and what isn't in terms of what to say and what not to say. Shows how little these players embrace the culture of the club. MattM4 did to me till this episode. What about Hansdownerpantz - name says it all? The only problem with MattM4 is that he's a KBJ who now hates Keegan

Just gone to delete some of my PM's to find that all of their content has disappeared You're not the only ones, it's happened to me too. Have asked Pud if he'd done some additional purging but he says not. Database has been unstable as we all know so it's not implausible to consider that they table may well be corrupted. Most of mine see to be empty now as well, including Leazes curry recipe. I've deleted most of the rest.

Me neither. Not with Reni anyway.

Stick me on the list.

Gives you more time to practice the Hurling and Shinty

Strange going on with Lennon. Tells Redknapp a minute before kick-off he has a sore throat and has no energy. Why didn't Saggy ask him to play the first 10-15 mins and see how it went?