Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Have his kids moved to Seaton Carew? Nah, good luck to him & good for 'pools. Might pop along to the odd game next season.

Show them chebs and they are anyones TR ...tsk I s'pose Gina, but hey my hubby likes Big Breasts but not false over inflated balloons!! To be fair, that's pretty much what me and Stevie have said. Don't be tarring us all with the same brush, woman! Yes you are excused, but like Gina said....you are older and wiser Again, TR, you have a point. I think with age comes an appreciation of feminine curves & pliant flesh rather than rock-hard gym bunnies.

Just caught up with KSA's story. Golden!

Show them chebs and they are anyones TR ...tsk I s'pose Gina, but hey my hubby likes Big Breasts but not false over inflated balloons!! To be fair, that's pretty much what me and Stevie have said. Don't be tarring us all with the same brush, woman!

Someone recommend me a holiday book: thriller probably, easy to pick up and get into, not too taxing on the old concentration.

Going to see Jon Richardson on Friday. He's been quite funny on HIGNFY and Mock, so looking forward to seeing his stand-up.

dadoon might be.

It's not normal behaviour to want it like and I think the people that do these procedures are often akin to those selling dodgy double-glazing to old grannies. No offence like, Fish. Remember her off Eurotrash with the massive fake tits btw? She was into self-harming and suffered from depression and eventually killed herself. Lolo Ferrari iirc. Freakish imo (and I like big jugs).

Not much difference tbh Well considering it wasn't for me, I'd say there is. Anyway she seems a bit like Vera Bennett out of Prison Cell Block H to me so she can pipe down. Hopefully there's a proper geordie on next year. Would that be 'Vinegar Tits' by any chance?

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy tbh. That's a little out of order. It's just a sport. How he is treated is beyond belief. It's not right, but he doesn't help himself.

Wladimir was on BBC Breakfast this morning, came across as charming & intelligent, not like the Ivan Drago clone I was expecting. Still hope Haye knacks him mind. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/boxing/13357472.stm

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy tbh.

Rob, if you want your system implementing, will you accept three points everytime you post in the F1 thread?

Welcome back, btw.

Enrique decided about three months ago iyam.

How fat is he getting btw? His neck is fucking enormous, has to have the top four buttons on his shirt undone.

Is Villa one of them? I.e. was he the bloke Nigel Spink replaced? Correct. Apparently only Spink's second game or summat btw. Aye, he was really young (19 or something) and played a blinder. No idea who the other team is like. Is it Man U? He started there but no idea if he played a part in the '68 final or not. EDIT: that'll teach me not to read to the bottom of the thread before replying.

Wrap sellotape round your hand, sticky-side out, to get the dust/lint/bog roll off.

Think the Northern Irish fella might do well.

Massimo Taibi was another keeper they signed to be the next Schmeichel. Wore tracky-b's and let a tame shot go through his legs. Never heard of again.

Are you mates with dadoon the buffoon?

You're definitely right there. I was recently at a stag weekend, half northerners / half southerners. They were definitely more boisterous whereas we're a bit more reserved.

Aye he had a brother as well who played for them not sure if KK was there then though. Both total shite. Jim. Jeff definitely played under KK. He might even have sold him as well - which might a reason to hate him. The Whitley's weren't proper irish though, were they? If I'm thinking of the right ones they were born abroad but had UK passports so could play for any of the home countries. Didn't one play for Norn Iron and one for Wales?

What's worse is when a southerner doesn't even get it right: "Whey aye the lads!" "Fuck off you daft bastard"

Those fuckers are going to finish 5th aren't they?