Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Said on Look North she's done a disappearing act. The parents haven't seen her since they got back!

Click-me-do

The ponce.

That's what i was thinking. Probably terrified Toonraider at the time leading to her phobia.

Was going to wash the car but don't think I can be bothered now.

Wistsiiiiide! And Big Sam.

Would you rather J69 or Sima stopped posting here? ( safety )

Go as Odd-Job or Jaws. Or sit in a seventies plastic chair stroking a white cat.

Happens all the time. People who get over paid benefits and have to pay it back, there was a case on the news yesterday of a veteran of the first gulf war having to cough up £1300 because he'd received to much compensation. Hand it over.

If ManU win the league (which they deserve) I wouldn't mind Chelsea winning the CL. It would be a "mission accomplished" thing for Mouriniho if he is leaving. After that I'd rather Milan won it than the scouse vermin.

Old School Gemmill has been watching his Rude Dog and the Dweebs videos again.

Agreed.

Cheltenham is a jumps course, they run from autumn to early spring there. Flat racing from spring to the end of summer.

I'm not sure about Sven, think I'd rather have Allardyce.

Aren't dead bodies drained of their fluids and pumped with formaldehyde now? Not much chance of waking up after that I would have thought.

In a word, revenge. Right, i must watch them. I thought the first one was poor and didn't really enjoy it. I only went to see the second one because a group of mates were going. I really liked it and I'd probably be more tolerant of the (over-long self indulgent) first one now.

In a word, revenge.

The second one, definitely not. Even if you were allowed to live to 100 or whatever age (within reason) you wanted. Don't really care what happens to my body after death. But if you knew the date of your death, surely you'd live your life to the full? And I'd want to be cremated, the thought of being enclosed in a coffin then buried terrifies me. There is zero chance of being buried alive these days though isn't there?

I'm off today but working tomorrow and saturday. What time is the Grand National? I'm working til 4 but I have a feeling it starts at 3:45

Cremated Not know

Have a good one TL.

Would you rather have raging halitosis or appalling B.O? (for the sake of argument both conditions are congenital and no matter how much you wash / how many mints you eat you're stuck with them).

This.