Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Oh christ, here we go. Goodnight all.

Good article that, read the unabridged version today.

That looks spot-on. I prefer the blue trim, numbers and letters (although I am colour-blind).

The Nürburgring.

Great stuff cheers, i'll pop down and have a look. That was my exact thinking with the hired one, and if you get any stains on it you'll probably have to pay a fine or something on top. If you stain a cheap bought one, as you say, it can just be binned. Mint. No worries. They do a similary priced one at Matalan, but that looks like a cheap suit.

Don't bother hiring one, you can get a George one from Asda for £49.00 You could wear it twice and chuck it in the bin and it would still work out better value than a hired one. My brother got one before Christmas, they look alright.

I'm trying haggis, neeps & tatties for the first time on saturday. Quite looking forward to it.

What was she comparing it to to give you a score then? 1-7 and 9-10 out of 10, I suppose. But how would she know the difference between a one and an earth-shattering ten? What she was rating as '8' could in fact have been a bit crap. No offence like.

This tbh

What was she comparing it to to give you a score then?

I presume it's some sort of mp3 player ear-ring?

Think you're confusing your snap-on with your strap-on.

Not that i'm exactly an enthusiast, but you're half right, i like Terry Pratchett! I don't like Pratchett or Fruit of the Loom and suffered from the same problems as Renton when I last wore 501s about 15 years ago.

What's snap on? Click-me-do High quality tools used by professional mechanics and the like.

Surely the charts are a measure of quantity not quality. Anything truly innovative is unlikely to immediately appeal to the masses and therefore unlikely to trouble the 'hit parade'.

This might be of interest to you too Imigran

Apolgies for the extra vowel. They do work pretty well, I'd give them a try.

Makes sense,West Ham buying defenders and Dailly was fourth choice c-half before Curbishley started buying more defenders. Why would we want the fourth choice centrehalf from a team in the bottom three?

That's one seriously overactive imagination you have there, Mr 2J Bet you think I'm sat here in one of them Barbara Windsor nurses uniforms an'all Bringing them back would be my first action if I was health minister.

Do you wear torics? Yeah. I think the main problem is how quickly they dry out, to be honest. But I do get pinching sometimes. If you sit in front of a screen all day your blink rate tends to slow and they can start to dry out (Air conditioned offices make it even worse). The pinching could be that the base curve isn't right.

Click-me-do

I'd like to be the first one on this thread to say that's quite a range. Have a look on B&Q's website, they seemed to have loads of styles when I was in there.