Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Would it be racist to say Danielle is thick scouse vermin?

Dunston Fed.

Yes and not once have I let that blind judgement. Read through the posts and you will see that I agree with needing better defenders. He never denies his faults either. I`m pissed off with the attitude towards someone who has helped this club in bigger ways than the odd goal let in. I have previously mentioned in this thread. The Chelsea one that got us into 7th for the intertoto cup and the one that got us from intertoto to UEFA. Also the really good run of form during Souness time. Playing through injury when able and generally respected the club. Do any of you slagging Roeder off think that we can afford to let him go money wise? Not for shit let me tell you. I would understand if we had 4 top 5 defenders in our ranks but wake up we havn`t. IMO if Roeder let Titus go before Carr, Babayoro, Moore or Ramage he would need locking up in a mental institute. Have any of you thought that even if NUFC want rid that they stand to get alot more for him with a longer contract. If Bramble went before Luque and other poor players in our team then our board would be stupid. As someone said earlier in this thread there are far worse players on bigger wages than Bramble in areas with more cover too. Try thinking before you type. I wouldn't play him again. His inconsistent play and concentration lapses could potentially harm the development of any of our young centrehalves who were unlucky enough to be paired with him. I'd pick Taylor, Ramage, Hunty and Edgar ahead of him. Seriously. Why should we think that he won't have concentration lapses in the future? He's 25 now, he should be at the height of his powers, not just finding his feet. I've given him plenty of chances in the past and willed him to have a good game from whistle to whistle but it's simply not going to happen. The fact that Soccer AM refer to a shambles as 'a Titus Brambles' says it all. Rightly or wrongly, he's a joke and brings ridicule on this club and re-enforces the Newcastle-can't-defend line. Sorry.

Shit news if true. Isn't Rebellious friends with Titus?

Teddy Sheringham's bird is an ignorant piece of trash isn't she?

My serious answer is that they are a sign of being run down. Try a few early nights and up your fresh fruit & veg / vitamins intake.

The dust out the bottom of a packet of salt'n'vinegar Discos. Trust me, I'm a doctor* *not a real doctor.

Papa's got a brand new (body)bag.

Jade Gooey tbh.

Classy.

Saddam's Cat:

The creators interviewed on Radio Cleveland: Teesside Tintin

He's such a ringpiece.

Cheers Hoggy that's the one. UNKLE, explains why it sound like DJ Shadow.

...on the channel five advert for the new series of Prison Break? Goes something like "run, run, run, but you sure can't hide" Sounds a bit DJ Shadow-ish.

Some of the images seem to have been updated. It's less smoggy over Teesside now. Edit: Must have been visiting my parents that day, my old A3 is on their drive.

Stephen Merchant has a new radio show on 6 Music. Sundays 3 til 5. http://www.bbc.co.uk/6music/shows/stephen_merchant/

Comb over! Fanny Balls!

I wish John's conversation with Prince Charles had been caught on tape.

Keith Allen in sweary tv shocker. I hear they gety a black bus driver to lose them and film the tourettic racial abuse that ensues. I enjoyed "You're Fayed" where he followed Mohammed al Fayed around

Keith Allen documentary where he take a bus load of tourettes sufferers to France. Also catches up with the lad from the QED 'John's Not Mad' programme from the eighties. Could make interesting viewing. Channel 4, 10pm.

Er, now I've downloaded it what do I do with it / where do I put it?

Shares in businesses on Rodeo Drive to go through the roof tbh.

Cheers Pud, that looks to be what I'm after.

Aye moi aussi.