Dr Kenneth Noisewater

I wondered if that might happen, particularly with MUFC playing so well. Still, as you say, phenomenal crowds at that level.

Do you have something to hide Doctor? If that is your real name... I do have a different name on N-O. I asked for it to be changed prior to the last crash but I guess that got lost in the carnage.

It's not the spelling, it's the lack of punctuation. In a long message I need several looks at it to decipher it. I agree with Luke. A lack of punctuation can make it difficult to understand or confuse the meaning.

How long is your N-O ban Vic?

Did the scouse lass and the man-face from S Club get any grief for their racism or was that just reserved for Goody?

Same here. I'll have a look at the sports pages in the Journal too.

Bit eerie hearing a couple of the things Hammond was saying before the crash. About the potential for a big accident, and never having felt so alive after doing a quick run.

What division are FCUM in? And which division did they start in?

Enough to fill a VIP holiday?

Is that big Danish fella that was metioned on Friday a non-starter then? He sounded as if he might have fitted the bill and been reasonable value.

Tonight, BBC2 8pm And it looks to be as childish and politically incorrect as ever. Woo-hoo! Preview

I have a few friends like that and I rarely text them because I really hate trying to read their messages. I also have some friends who randomly miss out letters - fair enough if you're trying to cut down and squeeze everything into one text but yesterday I got a text saying 'Wat?' and nothing else. It made me sad. Txtin n spllchckrs r ruinin ppls grsp ov englsh.

I see Nugent said he's staying at Preston at least until the end of the season. Scored a beauty today.

I think they build up a tolerance.

That's what I would have said.

Have a good one kidda.

The americans must be cringing about the line that went something like "The afganistanis are freedom-fighters, you'll never defeat these proud people, they'd rather die than be beaten. We know, we've already had our Vietnam" Strange how thing have come full circle.

I hate grammar bullies. I'll try those six to start with.

Haggis is yummy Agree, I thoroughly enjoyed it. do you know what's in it though? Mostly sheep lungs, liver, barley and a bit of spice right? and you still ate it It was offaly tasty

Haggis is yummy Agree, I thoroughly enjoyed it. do you know what's in it though? Mostly sheep lungs, liver, barley and a bit of spice right?

Haggis is yummy Agree, I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Perrier has a definite taste, the rest are much of a muchness but nicer than tap water.

Drugs & prostitutes tbh. And gambling on illegal dog fights.

A mexican take-away would be superb. Gemmill and The Fish's Burrito Bar idea would be a license to print money if you could stop them eating the profits.

Yes they are. We're all using Big Question Mark except you. You should download it.