Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Bird from Greenwing? Michelle Gomez.

Wishing you all the best for the festive season.

13 is great, also like 5 and 6

4608 for me. Although the lack of a rancid floorboard spoilt it for me somewhat.

Some of these are legendary, particularly if you know Teesside. There are about a dozen so far TINTIN 1 Probably nsfw.

A lesson for us all I think.

I remember that too, didn't he always used to finish with "Near the motorbike shops, Westgate road"

A few of my mate went to see them at 'boro town hall last week, said they were shite, left early.

Have a good one Gemmill, happy birthday.

WILL TEENAGE SEX TAX THE MEMORY OF DIANA?

A woman at work yesterday said something along the lines of "oh well, at least they're only prostitutes he's killing" I think it should be legalised (prostitution, not murdering them). Could be taxed and monitored, the women could get regular health checks, screening and counselling. Keep the pimps away and move it to somewhere like an industrial estate on the edge of town so it's not going on on anyone's doorstep. I believe some big cities already have 'tolerated zones'.

You got your alibi set up Jimbo?

It's cheaper. I think the point of it is if you fancy a beer but don't fancy getting mortalled.

I would have put money on the first reply being along the hom / kids belly line

New lager from Carling, it's only 2%. They are branding it as a "mid-strength beer". Had a two or three cans last night, it's alright for supping (no worse than the usual fosters/carling/calsberg out-of-a-tin stuff). Quite a good idea for drinking on a work night I reckon. I used to like it when lagers were only about 3% and you could drink them all night and not get wrecked or have a hangover. Got to take it a bit steadier with the 4-5% stuff midweek.

Who told you that one, Easop?

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for christmas? Cancer.

That James Hunt photo is pure class, sums him up perfectly.

Big scarf but no coat? Have a fucking word with yourself.

How much would you say a new one would cost....?

It's the weather imo. It's too mild for December, it doesn't feel chrsitmassy yet.

And it'll probably turn out that he was in fact born in 1970.

That would be my only concern, a collapse giving the convicts an attainable target to go for. To lose after such a big first innings would be a body blow.

St. Helens would get my vote. No-one really stands out for the main award, think I'd go for Calzaghe.

Train driver eh? Cool.