Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Prepare yourselves for a 10-page quote-athon when Leazes sees this lads.

Do they qualify for the uefa again if they get to the FA cup final, as Chelsea and Liverpoo will be in the champions league?

Can you still get Jolt? It was a cola with something like ten times the normal amounts of sugar and caffine in? Probably been banned by the nanny-state health nazis now.

I'd love to have the original Virtua Racing and Out Run cabinets in my spare room. Mrs Noisewater probably not so keen.

Kenyon = Grade-A c**t

Last time we talked about a take-over the only mega-rich geordies we could think of were Graham Wylie (who set up Sage), who's more interested in the horses and Frank Williams (F1 team owner, geordie by birth, toon supporter), who is busy with his motor racing. I'd wouldn't mind us been taken over by a billionaire but I'd love it if he was a supporter too.

I fucking hope not.

Was Degan who scored their second lightning or was Quedreue playing in slow motion. With divers boots on.

It's becoming too perpetual on here.

Get yourself an orange juice, you nonce. 112307[/snapback] Fruit juice is benter than diet soda. FACT! 112311[/snapback] Not as bent as smoothies.

Stifler's mom... 112156[/snapback] ...has got it goin on. Wait, that was Stacey's Mom

Think the beeb are grooming Charlotte Uhlenbroek for the role. Natural(History) Successor.

Who else has got the gravitas to carry it off?

Syed is a grade A c**t FACT-DIDDLY-FACT-FACT.

The actress who plays Dr Caroline Todd in Green Wing, Tamsin Grieg (she was also in Black Books). Anyone else find her strangely attractive?

Shame the mad brummie was voted off tonight, she had entertainment value.

A loan deal to a French club, leading to a sale is the best possible outcome for all parties.

Compassion fatigue tbh. (the only situation I can think of where it would be a choice of one or the other is if they both need a transplant (say, kidney or bone-marrow) and he is the only match and can only give to one. Massively unlikely wouldn't you say?)

Also known as 'Kissing Disease' I believe. It can knock the stuffing out of you a bit, doubt we'll be seeing him for a couple of weeks. You didn't put your lips on him in that petrol station did you?

Damn right, well funny. Still have to pick up the third series though. Watching a lot of Family Guy and catching up with 24 on dvd at the moment. Good to see Hustle back on telly again, good telly. 111652[/snapback] Finding the new series of Hustle a little disappointing. I also prefer American Dad to Family Guy now.

Fucker, I was just about to write that. 111643[/snapback] Only reason I posted the story tbh

No, C4 had a change of heart and gave it a reprieve. New series next year after they've done a Mitchell & Webb series for BBC

Unlucky Wacky. If Diane Abbott seriously thinks Nuts and Zoo are 'hardcore' she needs to get out a bit more.

Can I add Green Wing and Peep Show to my list please?