Dr Kenneth Noisewater

So do the share prices go up because the listed star get publicity (ie Rooney) or because they win something (ie someone could win a world championship but in an obscure sport) or a combination of the two?

Go on then Gem, sign me up. Even though I'm not quite sure what I'm doing yet. User ID: 112080

Owen on fivelive now. Said he was pleased to score but more relived to get three points. Also said Al is not as good as he used to be but still good enough!

We'll soon coach that out of him

Was there a queue?

Helping the goal difference as well. What's Bellamys face look like?

Zoggy again!

I got shot down the last time I said this, but Taylor gets booked far too often for a real top-class defender. Compare the number of cards he picks up to the likes of Rio and Woody.

MICK OWEN HEADER!!

They've got Dickov as well. Only need Joey Barton for the full set.

He spends more time on his arse than he does on his feet. Did he go off to change his boots? 34703[/snapback] Aye I think so. He looks like he's playing in fucking loafers most of the time. 34705[/snapback] I was thinking ice skates.

He spends more time on his arse than he does on his feet. Did he go off to change his boots?

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Best he could put out on the day really

Thats what I was wondering. Think its a bit like a goth.

Cracking finish from Milner, awful 'pass' from jenas

Aren't you Mr Bass now? I'm confused

The nature of Sunderlands defeat was particularly amusing- thinking they'd got off the hook with the goal-line clearance only for WBA to score from the resulting corner.

George Burley is a good call but he is currently breaking up the Old Firm up there, can't see him jumping ships. Likewise Pearce, seems to be on a good thing at Citeh.

You forgot one: Did you hear that Ellen McArthurs solo round the world sailing record has just been broken? By a Sri Lankan on a deck chair.

Do you think the Mackems might be thinking "I hope Souness is still there when we play them, could pick up our first win"?

It would be a shame if Al 'accidently' caught him an elbow in the gnashers whilst defending a corner wouldn't it? I would have thought an equally likely tunnel fight is Souness vs. Savage. Didn't Souness chase him into the dressing room last year?

Its funny because its true. I agree that the situation is getting out of control and there seems to be an 'underclass' developing rapidly that current laws seem powerless to stop. I dread to think what the next generation will be like.

I'll have to keep an eye out for that. I've heard Pat Boone doing Metallicas' Enter Sandman

He clearly IS feeling the pressure. Just look at him: his face is ashen; he's lost weight; coldsores coming out. Can't be doing his heart any good either.