Dr Kenneth Noisewater

So who was Clive?

You in that alternate universe again Leazes? He's gone, nowt to do with Souness now.

Keep the other English clubs in Europe: Playing on Thursdays, delayed flights, perhaps dodgy food or disturbed sleep patterns, more chance of picking up injuries. Anything that give us an advantage in the league, I'm all for. And I agree with O.N about the co-efficient. Losing in the semis (as we well know) is always a hammer-blow to morale.

Kudos must go to the Royal Mail for making two of the stamps 68p - the exact cost of sending a letter to The Land That Culture Forgot

My mistake, we're 655th

We must be doing alright in the League of Leagues I would have thought.

Disgraceful & heavy-handed way to treat an elderly man. Surely a massive over-reaction and PR own-goal? "used powers under the Terrorism Act to prevent Mr Wolfgang's re-entry"

She's borderline, but there is definitely something about her. EDIT: didn't see it btw TR, is it more comedy or drama?

Didn't Yakubu get it whilst playing for Pompey too? (On international duty I mean, unless they have Mozzies in Southsea).

Whilst we're on the subject of kitchen appliances: never buy a Hotpoint washing machine. They're shit.

They're jammy cnuts aren't they?

Are you a mercenary?

The Cribs Drive-By Truckers

Is English your first language?

Was the bloke selling him Alex Ferguson?

It looks alright to me petal.

Agree. My front six (injury and form permitting) would be: ----------Owen--Shearer Luque---Emre--Parker---Solano Although I think it would be great to bring someone with Dyers pace on as the opposing defence tired. Also he played his best stuff alongside Nobby and Solano is talking up their partnership in the Journal this morning.

I think we'll be seeing a lot less of Shearer when/if he gets five more goals.

Do you have to keep the shares til thursday to receive the dividend? If you sell them between monday and thursday do you get all, a percentage or none of it?

Gemmill=Chelsea He's spoiling it for the rest of us.

I've gone from relegation places to Champions League spot. Hope the Toon can follow my example.

He was stitched up like a kipper.

*ducks for cover*

I'm not really sure. You could be infringing their copyright. AF might know.

Ooooh!, tough one that.