Dr Kenneth Noisewater

I was thinking the exact same thing. First thing that crossed my mind too. Very sad. My brother went out of his house after midnight on sunday to have a smoke and spotted a lad who'd fallen in the snow. He was so drunk he couldn't get back up and didn't know where he was. It's a fairly quiet road, so I'm guessing that if my bro hadn't spotted him hypothermia would have got him. Also, a friend of mine was on their work night out on saturday. As they were all getting on the mini-bus to come back, one of the lasses who was absolutely wrecked projectile-vomited over the hair and coats of the two women sat in the front seats, proper Little Britain style. She turned up for work on monday as if nothing had happened! What do you want her to dee like? Hand herself in to the police? Office christmas parties are like that a lot, you get up to all sorts then hardly talk to people for the next 12 month. She could at least offer to get their clobber dry-cleaned. Or buy them a bottle of shampoo each

I was thinking the exact same thing. First thing that crossed my mind too. Very sad. My brother went out of his house after midnight on sunday to have a smoke and spotted a lad who'd fallen in the snow. He was so drunk he couldn't get back up and didn't know where he was. It's a fairly quiet road, so I'm guessing that if my bro hadn't spotted him hypothermia would have got him. Also, a friend of mine was on their work night out on saturday. As they were all getting on the mini-bus to come back, one of the lasses who was absolutely wrecked projectile-vomited over the hair and coats of the two women sat in the front seats, proper Little Britain style. She turned up for work on monday as if nothing had happened!

FYP Not forgetting Derek 'Cuntinho' Llambias.

Had to do a double-take there, read the thread title as Earthquake in Columbia. I was thinking what the fuck is Fist on about, Penrith??

My racing snail wasn't winning races anymore, so I decided to remove his shell to make him more aerodynamic. It didn't work. If anything it made him more sluggish.

I'm going to call him that from now on.

You lot are worse that the Man City players. I'm not changing it again.

Happy now?

Peasepildo the secret weapon at corners Got us down as the new Cafu and Roberto Carlos

--------------------Ba Marrinito - Derisco - Deardo - Noisewatando Santos Kiano - Meenzinho - Patersaldo - Peasepildo Toonino Da Costa - Parkindinho World beaters!

Someone should sort these out into a starting XI

Noisewatando Santos

It is! Good work kidda.

Yep, Stan Anderson, the only man to captain Newcastle, sunderland and Middlesbrough.

Neither of them. Moncur not a bad shout as he played for us, them and Carlisle.

One of them scored in the Fairs Cup final. EDIT: and was fond of an ale or two.

Pop never played for Boro, Hendrie never played for the mackems.

Andy Cole won the title with Man U and ended up a sunderland. Name two players who played for us, the mackems and boro.

Stone is first team coach, not assistant manager.

Can you remember in the late '80s-early '90s when a Look North reporter went somewhere to do a piece about a planning row and the bloke shot him? Wasn't you was it Leazes?

It is a trick question: the answer is the boxing world champion Joe Louis. He was stationed near merseyside during the war, and 'signed' for liverpool as a PR / morale thing in 1944. He trained with them to keep his fitness up but never actually played.

Does this involve wartime appearances? At risk of blasphemy, was it the Unwashed? Aye... on both accounts Played twice for Sunderland during 1944/45. Albert Stubbins did too a few years earlier and scored a wartime cup final goal for them! Check out the bottom of this section: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyne-Wear_der...sing_the_Divide For Wor Jackie's admission of favouring the Mackems as a kid, look here: http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/newcast...-name_page.html Thing is, there are pockets of mackems all over Northumberland...theres a pub in Seahouses thats a shrine to the filthy fuckers and Berwick is chocka with them. Someone once told me it was something to do with them being from County Durham and the influence that Durham Cathedral had all the way up to Scotland. Fuck knows if its true and how its supposed to work but this bloke (I think he was a Berwick mackem himself) reckoned that was why. Maybe the Milburns/Charltons were part of that clique because Bobby Charlton has said he watched them as a kid too, although he stops short of saying he supported them. It was in his last book. There's a little place called North Sunderland just outside Seahouses as well which doesn't help. Do Jackies family have something to do with the Victoria in Bamburgh or am I just imagining it?

Trick question this one, but anyway: Who was the first black man to sign for Liverpool?

I can't make it out either. The one that sees off the alligators is quality.