Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Barca, Inter, Man Utd? Man U is one, 1999.

Four teams have done their domestic league & cup double and lifted the European Cup in the same season. Name 'em.

Aye, I saw that in my inbox this morning. Initial thought was too little too late, but I might go back and look at it.

As if he's got a book out already. Fucking hell.

I was thinking the exact same thing. First thing that crossed my mind too. Very sad. My brother went out of his house after midnight on sunday to have a smoke and spotted a lad who'd fallen in the snow. He was so drunk he couldn't get back up and didn't know where he was. It's a fairly quiet road, so I'm guessing that if my bro hadn't spotted him hypothermia would have got him. Also, a friend of mine was on their work night out on saturday. As they were all getting on the mini-bus to come back, one of the lasses who was absolutely wrecked projectile-vomited over the hair and coats of the two women sat in the front seats, proper Little Britain style. She turned up for work on monday as if nothing had happened! What do you want her to dee like? Hand herself in to the police? Office christmas parties are like that a lot, you get up to all sorts then hardly talk to people for the next 12 month. She could at least offer to get their clobber dry-cleaned. Or buy them a bottle of shampoo each

I was thinking the exact same thing. First thing that crossed my mind too. Very sad. My brother went out of his house after midnight on sunday to have a smoke and spotted a lad who'd fallen in the snow. He was so drunk he couldn't get back up and didn't know where he was. It's a fairly quiet road, so I'm guessing that if my bro hadn't spotted him hypothermia would have got him. Also, a friend of mine was on their work night out on saturday. As they were all getting on the mini-bus to come back, one of the lasses who was absolutely wrecked projectile-vomited over the hair and coats of the two women sat in the front seats, proper Little Britain style. She turned up for work on monday as if nothing had happened!

FYP Not forgetting Derek 'Cuntinho' Llambias.

Had to do a double-take there, read the thread title as Earthquake in Columbia. I was thinking what the fuck is Fist on about, Penrith??

My racing snail wasn't winning races anymore, so I decided to remove his shell to make him more aerodynamic. It didn't work. If anything it made him more sluggish.

I'm going to call him that from now on.

You lot are worse that the Man City players. I'm not changing it again.

Happy now?

Peasepildo the secret weapon at corners Got us down as the new Cafu and Roberto Carlos

--------------------Ba Marrinito - Derisco - Deardo - Noisewatando Santos Kiano - Meenzinho - Patersaldo - Peasepildo Toonino Da Costa - Parkindinho World beaters!

Someone should sort these out into a starting XI

Noisewatando Santos

It is! Good work kidda.

Yep, Stan Anderson, the only man to captain Newcastle, sunderland and Middlesbrough.

Neither of them. Moncur not a bad shout as he played for us, them and Carlisle.

One of them scored in the Fairs Cup final. EDIT: and was fond of an ale or two.

Pop never played for Boro, Hendrie never played for the mackems.

Andy Cole won the title with Man U and ended up a sunderland. Name two players who played for us, the mackems and boro.

Stone is first team coach, not assistant manager.

Can you remember in the late '80s-early '90s when a Look North reporter went somewhere to do a piece about a planning row and the bloke shot him? Wasn't you was it Leazes?