Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Listened to Finley Quaye - Maverick a Strike and Morcheeba - Big Calm the other night for the first time in ages. Both still tremendous.

What's the snow / roads situation like now? Travelling up from North Yorkshire this afternoon.

Shaky start but grew into it imo, I'd have picked him over Howey as a partner for Albert.

No chance mate.

Better in the Home kit imo:

'Kenneth'

That's right. Him and his wife had a disabled baby and she wanted to go back south so her parents could help them look after her. We let him go to Chelsea on the cheap for compassionate reasons. I guess that's one of the reasons why he views us fondly.

Fuck's sake.. I dont get it I'm not surprised I he's fibbing. Or is it tibbing Is there a 'groans' smiley? If so, insert here.

The small print says thats over the five and a half years of his contract

Was he holding it upside down?

Fop would've been all over this thread btw.

How much would Haydon Mullins cost?

I see a privileged millionaires son has been charged with desecrating the Cenotaph: http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2010/d...tudent-protests A privately-educated Cambridge student waiving a 'Revolution' flag? Oh dear.

This. I like having Sol and Taylor as decent back-ups but they should be paid accordingly. If Taylor doesn't like that he can fuck off.

Is the ginger woman who sits next to him his mrs?

it's funny isn't it because his image off the pitch is that of a horrible charver thug and yet he always speaks well. In the style of Raffles, the gentleman thug: "Is sir perchance passing by the infirmary on his way home? If so perhaps he'd like to stitch this fucker."

No. I'll just say I hope you never need them.

This. It's great to hear a player be so open and honest, but I hope he doesn't talk his way out of the club.

You'll probably like this lassy Stevie: (unfortunately she's a mackem )

It's hard not to like him, despite the cuntish streak.

I'm not making anything up, I'm saying its easy for people to call them filth when they don't need them, but they'd be dialling 999 sharpish if the Prius got vandalised.

Have that, you grief-wallowing fuckers.

Sounds like the sort of 'stick it to the man' slaver spouted by someone living a comfortable life. The same person who'd be on the phone weeping for 'the pigs' to come round when their bike was nicked from the shed or something.

Softee's hard stuff tbh.