Dr Kenneth Noisewater

2 albums that scream college years to me. Another one from that era: UNKLE - Psyence Fiction. Sehr gut.

It's the Premature Ejaculation Society christmas party tonight. No dress-code, just come in your pants.

Where from?? I love Chile 62's and been meaning to get another pair for ages. Schuh

I've got a Braun 8000 series. It's superb, one of the best value things I've ever bought considering I've used it almost every day for years and its never missed a beat. You get the clean & charge thing with them as well which is nifty. The foil cutters work better for me (closer shave and less nicks/irritation) than the rotary head type that Phillips use.

The nearest motorway camera http://www.bbc.co.uk/travelnews/birmingham...asset=05776.jpg Bit of snow.

Nah, he only comes on after a match. He'll see this this evening. Anaheim iirc. It's a mild 57f there atthe mo.

skidmark starts another thread about Leazes.

Musical geniuses. Mozza was a twat but I think he's alright now. Never had anything against Marr, he seems to be really into his music.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wear-12022405

Mmmmm.....

Thats me hold fucking point you blue nose twat. They needed scousers to score the goals. On the floor laughing me tits of.

What was the score last Saturday daft lad? That Ostemabor thing resulted in someone from meeerrrrrrsseeeeeside being witty (safe to assume it wasn't you tanned dave). Sung to the tune of You Give Love a Bad Name: Shot in the arse, and he still played, you give Rob Jones a bad name

What happened to the liverpoo player who got shot in the arse on a night out? John Ostemoboor or something wasn't it?

Ah yes, liverpool; famed for its low unemployment and complete lack of benefit fraud

Can't argue with that like.

Woman goes into a pet shop and sees a gorgeous parrot, only £20. The shopkeeper explains it's cheap because the parrot used to live in a brothel, and its language might be fruitier than most. But it's so beautiful that the woman buys it anyway. She takes it home, and puts it in the front room. 'New premises,' squawks the parrot. 'Nice.' The woman's two daughters walk in. 'New girls, too' says the parrot. 'Very nice!' Then her husband arrives. 'Hello, Keith,' says the parrot. (Barry Cryer joke)

Happy Birthday TR, have a good one x

Well we've let them off the hook a bit there. Confirms why we should NEVER feel sorry for them. Suppose you can't go a whole series without having a disastrous day, but what is The Ashes without a bit of tension? We need to re-group. We still have the better players, in better form and that should be enough.

Couple more out-of-season ones:

Cheers guys. I do seem to have a bit of a thing for reflections. I've boosted the vibrance and slightly tweaked the curves Andy, and I think it does bring out the colours a bit more.

I think one of the reasons we signed him was that Keegan asked Andy Cole who do you least like playing against, and Cole said Peacock.

Yeah, got the first.

I've said Stella since the beginning so I'm sticking with her, although there is very little to choose between the two of them.